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Accepting that I'm more of a nerd than I thought, one piece of technology at a time.

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@TallysTreasury It just makes me cringe in embarrassment for them. Yeesh.This all feels like schoolyard bullies who don't get their way so they storm off the field and take the ball with them. Dumdums.I don't play video games (beyond 8-bit technology) so I don't get why men care so much that women play. Guys, you're embarrassing yourselves
10/23
2014
@WilliamShatner @heykim @wilw O_o@WilliamShatner @heykim @wilw Sometimes a girl likes a guy in uniform. *oontz oontz oontz*@TheDecoySnpr @wilw We are in separate states.@TimProbable HAHAHA!@wilw One that was the style at the time. Or at least 10% of an onion.Maybe.I also told him that I waited tables for 8 years when I was younger and that kind of comment may have contributed to farting on their food.We had the same waiter, who told us he's heard worse in his 12 years as a waiter. I was mortified on behalf of those ten percenters.@__madreloca HA!Old couple seated behind me in restaurant to waiter: "You EXPECT us to figure out what 10% is?!" AARP is calling. They'd like to punch you.@JeanneRuairi What a sweet face!@wilw Good call. #hawt@wilw I gave it a boot to the head after the fire, just to be sure.@wilw It's wacky tacky turkey man, of course.NO. http://t.co/ncuR4KPmf6@mimi78 So pretty!@jessievigil08 West Linn, outside Portland.@Commander_Kzin HAHA!@cavaticat ;-)Can you tell this California girl who's originally from Oregon misses the seasonal changes we just don't get at home? HA!Autumn leaves and rain on the way. Wheeeee!!! http://t.co/eQHqxL8Ron@Bergiott Not yet but soon!What a dump. http://t.co/PQjrKrO9xY@metalupis Pretty!Yippee! Autumn leaves in Ashland, Oregon! http://t.co/ylGwSkhUaR@IW1911 HAHA!@mamamarti HA!HA!! “@kevingchristy: Not covering your mouth when you sneeze at an airport is basically taking an air dump.”MyFitnessPal yelled at me about eating bacon beignets with salted caramel ice cream on my hotel floor last night. Judgmental fucker.
10/22
2014
Yes, we all see that Renee Zellweger parts her hair on the other side now. I know it's a big change, but let's move on.@Perfect_Anomaly Target!#whitetrashchic http://t.co/6WJbpYlOWL@thegamesmith Always.I am the poster child for "white trash chic." #flamingopjsandtogofoodFTWSitting on hotel room floor in pink flamingo & trailer flannel pj's, eating salted caramel ice cream bacon beignets out of to go container.@Thedreadpirate Let's ignore the fact that you were going 70mph when you took that photo. ;-)@Scott_Graham38 YES!!I win at happy hour. #numbernerd http://t.co/Q4PvfuBY4q@sizemore @Houseplayerz OH GOD.It may be 50 degrees outside, but ima gonna eat this twisty cone anyway. http://t.co/uxLXr0q61dHoly crap look how low Lake Shasta is. Yipes! http://t.co/iJZ8rEZADGSACRAMENTO I AM IN YOU! *oontz oontz oontz*We were supposed to board our plane 35 minutes ago but it isn't even here. THE FOG ATE OUR PLANE.Holy Super Fog 5000 at the Burbank airport WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.
10/21
2014
@NerdRage42 @wilw @paulandstorm @donttrythis @Molly23 Instead you found a stub for a place where money was well spent. ;-)@MKColleen We hired one this week, yet I still did ALL THE THINGS today. That's going to take some getting used to. :-)I'm a disaster.My bag isn't packed but at least I've tripped over the cat and kicked the bed post w/my little toe. Everything is truly coming up Milhouse.@ChristinaBeeWho What a cutie!@laina622 I mean, I'm practically packed just by talking about it. Clothes in a suitcase is just icing on the cake at this point.Leaving at 7:30 tomorrow morning for a trip and I haven't packed yet. At least I'm consistent.@BrokenAussieGal Aww...yay!!@leebennett Woohoo!!I'm the person who got excited for cool, overcast morning and put on a sweater, jeans and boots and now it's 80 degrees and OH GOD TOO WARM.@Caoilfhionnn There it is. ;-)@wilw Oh my hell. I'll be going by their company store today. For..uh...reasons.YES. “@PascalLeroux: @AnneWheaton Here's a breakdown of the metrics that are totally accurate and not made up at all http://t.co/vi7KwxXf4G@Cantplaypiano Oh no!I'm using this opportunity to tell you this is my 48,000th tweet. As you can see, time well spent. *single balloon drops from ceiling*@CJIrving SWEET.@Fraize I know! That's the best. Well, that and the boot to the head. :-)@MykalBurns @wilw YAY!!
10/20
2014
@BackpackingDad HAHAHA! *punt*@RachaelHeinan ARGH!!@Jennernugen Ooh, fun! Let's do that!@therealrpgguy HAHAHAHAHA!!@mercedesnp_ HAHA!Can't. Stop. Laughing. https://t.co/t78WTm1OUD@OcarinaHero Oh no! HA!There are some things on America's Funniest Videos that I can watch on loop forever. Thanks, Vine! https://t.co/C4Jtw6OSBNWoops. Marlowe needs TO represent a nerdy thing I love. Me words reel gewd mkay.(That cute heart on the side of Marlowe's neck makes her collar even better.)There's a lot of nerdy things around our house that Wil loves. I decided Marlowe needs represent a nerdy thing I love http://t.co/f4DCPjOHWt@serialnerd It's super easy to figure out. I did it to see how much I'm actually consuming in a day. Helps to make better consuming choices.Wil has anxiously waited for MONTHS to get his own GeekChic game table and they delivered it today when he's not even home to see it. DOH!My neighbor and his partner are going to Mexico with 23 of their "fabulous friends" and called it their annual "vaygaytion." I LOVE THIS GUY@ehurtley HA!There should be a shortcut post in MyFitnessPal for hangover breakfast. Salt, grease, coconut water, and alka-seltzer is just too wordy.SO CUTE!! “@dumbleao: I see you! @AnneWheaton @bonniegrrl #VandalEyes #cupcakes http://t.co/1SGu3qN1Y8@Jennernugen Wow, that's beautiful!@ClareKramer @bonniegrrl Man, this picture is good.@SeanAstin I love that you're doing this.I am easily amused.This is way funnier to me than it should be. “@jonahray: My outfits are comprised of clothes bought from Target; aka "Suburban Outfitters".”@hollyamos22 My own advice, I didn't remember.I had a drink called "Yoda's Staff" which was Amethyst Lavender Gin, Chareau, basil and mint. So tasty but oy, the headache.Now that I've mostly recovered from my giant headache, I can tell you the ingredients in my drink last night. (for those who asked)@KitsieDuncan Wow. Super dump. ;-)@krisstraub It's the ultimate "one of these things is not like the other" portrait.That time I went out w/ friends and came home w/ a picture from a photo booth and all I can think is "what the hell?" http://t.co/fLm9haDDf3
10/19
2014
@wilw Always.@_RealityBiter_ @KoppNolan Me too!@KoppNolan Oh, man. That's awesome.I love that I'm out having drinks with 15 beautiful ladies and I order a drink called "Yoda's Staff." #nerd@BadAstronomer @wilw That guy just doesn't appreciate fine wine. http://t.co/6mIdzGc5Mc@NikaHarper I will see what I can do. @bonniegrrl isn't with me though. She went home on Thursday. :-(It has come to my attention that the attire for girls night out tonight is "sexy dressy." Guess that… http://t.co/UnNzcuAZVn
10/18
2014
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