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Doctor who returned to New York City from West Africa tested positive for Ebola virus, law enforcement official says. http://t.co/tHD98lRouv@apstewart thanks... I guess they just got everyones info and I havent been charged anything... just a MAJOR surprise & pain in the assWTF! Jimmy Johns was hacked & now my credit cards have been deactivated cause they had both numbers... i gotta get new cards #diehackersdie
@__Nikkiiii__ lol... and you don't wanna know what Sunday wants to watch you do :P@__Nikkiiii__ you wanna fuck the weekend? lol... Saturday wants to bang you anally all doggy style and shit :D
@__Nikkiiii__ your fav movie is on...lol... just had to share :P http://t.co/pcE24qfbhR@jimcramer Digging the use of a lot of technical charts lately.. any chance of including in-depth looks at company fundamentals in the show?@__Nikkiiii__ oh man... what a comparison... lol... time to sober up...lol... "Hi my name is Nikki... and I'm an alcoholic"
@__Nikkiiii__ http://t.co/lWprdPcYmu@__Nikkiiii__ now this is a pizza!!! lol... feel free to be jealous :P@__Nikkiiii__ this is whats really happening "Mom i'm tired & want to go to bed" "10 more minutes playing with my hair & scratching my back"@__Nikkiiii__ lol... you're puddy in her hands... lol... can't imagine when she's ready to drive@__Nikkiiii__ these days sure... lol... i lived in some dumps in my late teens & early 20's though@__Nikkiiii__ she so owns you! lol... bet she's thinking "Mom's so easy"@__Nikkiiii__ lol... i would have stabbed a nigga for a place as nice as yours... lol... i had my wooden & brick couch and lawn chairsme when i realize 18 yr old cam girls have gorgeous places... my 1st couch was made outta 2x4's and cinder blocks http://t.co/HHkDGk2Dem@__Nikkiiii__ ate a pizza for 2 yourself? lol.. her daughter doesn't even know what pizza taste like cause she own't share :D@__Nikkiiii__ perhaps that person should do a suicide show... lol... 10 tokens cut throat show bb ;)@__Nikkiiii__ wtf? lol... bugs bunny???? who was this? lol... give us names!@__Nikkiiii__ lol... 2 fists... 2 holes... 2 tokens bb... this is a good deal for you! :)@__Nikkiiii__ the romanian girls fist their butts... lol... ass fisting show bb? i keep the eastern european blocked cause their ruthless
@jimcramer lets go 21 days without any new cases popping up before we start pop the champagne bottles and say the CDC has shit under control@__Nikkiiii__ well... lol... might as well make the best of things... lol... magic wand show 10 tokens bb :P@__Nikkiiii__ haha... we're a fine pair of pervs... lol... we can't even have innocent thoughts anymore@__Nikkiiii__ jesus... lol... mfc has ruined me... lol... i can't think of a 'magic wand' without thinking of an hitachi@jimcramer @DrLaPook illogical panic? CDC said they'd "Stop it in its tracks" & it gets spread at a hospital. i got one word for you! HUBRIS
@__Nikkiiii__ awwww... sorry to hear you're not feeling good! Hope it passes quickly *smooch*
@__Nikkiiii__ lol... i'll start a Perwinkle VonPussyslap shrine with them... lol... in a non-creepy way of course@__Nikkiiii__ lol... save the bush shavings and raffle them off in a pubie auction :D@__Nikkiiii__ did you Heimlich some breakfast sausage outta someone's throat?Fucking people
Jamaica (NOT USA) bans travellers who've recently been in Liberia, Sierra Leone & Guinea due to #Ebola @Prepperradio http://t.co/IQMFTzCI86
Retweeted by me@rhondalburns WH Petition to stop flights from #ebola stricken regions http://t.co/YkvHyY80uv Sign, Share, Retweet!
Retweeted by me@__Nikkiiii__ watched a mom try to get a toddler to use a revolving door & baffled the hell out of him... had me thinking of you #hilarious@__Nikkiiii__ EXACTLY!!! The perfect balance of 'creepy as fuck' but awkward enough to be funny as hell@__Nikkiiii__ lol... I love that eyeball mask!!!@__Nikkiiii__ BWAHAHAHAHA!@__Nikkiiii__ lol... jail show bb@__Nikkiiii__ thats sad & a huge reason i never wanted kids... fear of knocking up some selfish twat that can't figure kids aren't a burden@DrFriedenCDC STOP FLIGHTS FROM WEST AFRICA!@DrFriedenCDC how about practicing less politics and start practicing more medicine!!!! #arrgoanceiskillingpeople@SecBurwell @WhiteHouse @CDCgov @HHSGov health workers are on the No Fly list but don't stop flights from West Africa? #howdoesthatmakesense@jessicasweet194 lol... I can feel your jealousy :P http://t.co/fkryZHuvaR
@__Nikkiiii__ the day i make you laugh so hard you pee your pants... lol... then i'm declaring victory :)Ya... lol... you're part of the Minnesota VonPussySlaps@__Nikkiiii__ Yea... It's Periwinkle VonPussySlap isn't it?@DrFriedenCDC have another press conference saying how you'll "Stop it in it's tracks"... that always helps@DrFriedenCDC why aren't all these Ebola health care workers on the no fly list???? expect more cases #stopactinglikeyourontopofit@SecBurwell @WhiteHouse @CDCgov @HHSGov you do realize you're all dropping the ball don't you? and everyone see's it@WhiteHouse @CDCgov @HHSGov more strategizing on how to say you're on top of Ebola in press conferences?@CDCgov so much for "stopping it dead in it's tracks" #starttakingitserious@carlquintanilla Just saw the "safety gear" the nurses wore in the TX hospital & protocol my ass! That's some flimsy crap... expect more@carlquintanilla @RyanRuggiero the @CDCgov is dropping the ball huge! Immediately quarantine air traffic from West Africa till it's solved@WhiteHouse Immediately quarantine West Africa air traffic & treat Americans affected with Ebola there OUTSIDE the USA!!!@DrFriedenCDC you can't stop Ebola in the USA! When you gonna figure out you need to completely quarantine air traffic from West Africa?@CDCgov stop bringing people back to the USA to be treated for Ebola! Treat them outside the USA!!!Second health care worker at Texas hospital who cared for Thomas Eric Duncan has tested positive for Ebola. http://t.co/tHD98lRouvwtf??? A 2nd nurse in the texas hospital has tested for ebola???? someone in the @CDCgov is fucking up BAD! #stopactinglikeitsnobigdeal
@__Nikkiiii__ hope she's doing well and feels good!
@__Nikkiiii__ well... after getting to know you.... i'm sure you're an awesome mom to her and fun lil partner in crime with her :)@__Nikkiiii__ sassy like her momma? you got bigger balls than me! lol.. i was always to chickenshit to have a lil clone of me running around@__Nikkiiii__ in spite of how i feel about kids.... you got a cutie on your hands there :)members & models alike should all follow @__Nikkiiii__ instagram http://t.co/aoOJK0syBl she's hot AND a sweetheart http://t.co/tR3BOfH22c
I hate green bay and everything about it... but you can't deny Arron Rodgers is an outstanding QBHealth care worker in Dallas tests positive for Ebola after a preliminary test, hospital says in a statement. http://t.co/tHD98lRouv
@__Nikkiiii__ ya... you and me both.. my 'to do list' is getting obnoxiously large and the clocks ticking on some of my shit #kickmeintheass
@__Nikkiiii__ 2 years it is... writing it down on my schedule now "make naked snow angles w/nikki and hot tub afterwards"... see ya in 2016@__Nikkiiii__ fire up the hot tub... I'm in@__Nikkiiii__ we can oil each other up with sun tan lotion then :) Much better thought! lol Although making naked snow angles sound like fun@__Nikkiiii__ its snowing????? Fuck that!!! Not ready for it to be cold again@TattGoddess i think you're a total sweetheart today.. if you think you're a bitch.. lol.. gimme a wayback machine so i can go back 3 yrs :)@__Nikkiiii__ lol... i've offered to toss on a wig and say my wiener is just the worlds biggest clit :P
@__Nikkiiii__ haha... was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt... lol... but i guess youre both evil bitches... err... witches ;)@__Nikkiiii__ you two are night and day... lol. which ones the good witch and which one is the bad one?@__Nikkiiii__ sure... lol... i'll go all "walking dead" on some mofo's... you stay at home and do your nails ;)@__Nikkiiii__ I plan on going down swinging if its the end of the world... i'll pop someone over the head for a face mask or a can of tuna@__Nikkiiii__ that's the cameraman that caught it in africa & they took him there to treat him... not sure why they couldn't do that there@__Nikkiiii__ sounds like you got your hands full and sorry the stress is catching up with ya.. do what ya gotta do to take care of yourself@__Nikkiiii__ feeling better today?
@__Nikkiiii__ never gotten one but i know a cpl people that do... let your family take care of ya and make everything ok.. see ya soon :)@__Nikkiiii__ lol... isn't menorrhagia an STD? :P@__Nikkiiii__ lol... hate to think theres a chance he could chain you to a basement wall and hug you whenever he wants... but you know best@__Nikkiiii__ haha... too funny! Imho I think you should still stick it to him and get it on the books with the cops he was following you@__Nikkiiii__ lol... what happened?@__Nikkiiii__ ya... you mentioned some 50 yr old that was all in love with you yiu had a restraining order on... and yeah... call the cops
@__Nikkiiii__ lol... cause you know they're crawling on you at night while you sleep@__Nikkiiii__ lol... i'd definately want my tokens back then@__Nikkiiii__ you want me to wash your car now? lol... i'll do it for 800 tokens :P@__Nikkiiii__ You'll do ANYTHING for 400 tokens offline? lol... guess who's getting his car washed!!!!
@__Nikkiiii__ lol... I woke up a lil while ago myselfDayum! It's like the @ChicagoBears are a new team!!! GO BEARS!
@__Nikkiiii__ lol... my #1 reason i'm glad i'm a dude? lol... No ones expecting me to suck a dick@__Nikkiiii__ lol... eyelash glue? they make such a thing? #listofreasonswhyimhappyimaguyjustgotbigger@__Nikkiiii__ i hate GB... but now i hate the vikings for not beating GB.... at least it's making the Bears loss to GB not seem so bad now@__Nikkiiii__ if you get a boob job... they better fucking look good or i'm gonna be pissed off@TattGoddess hahaha... fake body parts???? lol.. leg stump show 10 tokens bb@__Nikkiiii__ my hate for green bay is gonna force me to root for the vikings@__Nikkiiii__ just realized its thursday... the vik's play the packers... big conference game!@AmyMainzer you can never have enough wire@jimcramer how much do technicals play into your opinion of the "health" of the markets?
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