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@__Nikkiiii__ congrats! lol... and have a baby naming raffle! #nomoredrinkingforyou
3/29
2015
Things that bother me 2 http://t.co/TqMdaJ3tdr please RT and show support! ❤️ http://t.co/sV4Z2zhmYG
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3/26
2015
@rylee_rae naked pizza delivery show!!!! AFTER the double anal fisting initiation :P
3/24
2015
Not a weed! Familiarize yourself w/ this plant (milkweed) if you want to help #savethemonarch http://t.co/NP5iQIP8f1 http://t.co/IFo2NVDzJD
Retweeted by me@TattGoddess lol... bet he's sitting in a dark basement rocking back and forth cussing under his breath about how much he hates his mother
3/18
2015
@carlquintanilla @TheAVClub the model-making porn just gave me a boner
3/17
2015
@AnabellePeters https://t.co/q9HTvTsqT6?
3/12
2015
Hillary said "I did it for convenience" but wasn't that the same justification Bill had when he got in trouble with Monica? #HillaryEmail@Kelly_Evans Hillary claims to justify a private email server to communicate with Bill... Yet Bill never emailed her? #smellsfishy@carlquintanilla @Milbank @msnbc H. Clinton justified using pvt email to communicate with B Clinton? B Clinton says he's only sent 2 emails@carlquintanilla @Milbank @msnbc if the Sec of State wasn't emailing classified doc's. what exactly was she sending? GIF's of cute kittens?
3/10
2015
@JFoxLetter love your work & contribution and follow you religiously! any predictions in how deep this correction will be?
3/6
2015
man... for once i'd like to find an accountant that didn't have their head up their ass #stuckowingbacktaxesfromlastyearagain
3/5
2015
@tjshouseXOXO sorry for ur loss. missed being w/my dad by minutes when he passed. trust ur grandpa see's you & whats in ur heart & loves u@meganmedellin you eat ass? how do you like your ass? Al dente? :P
3/2
2015
i fucked your mother #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
3/1
2015
@AnabellePeters what blog would that be? i wanna read it too :)@AnabellePeters lol... gonna plant some drugs on him and then call the cops? good plan ;)@AnabellePeters lol... i say kill him in his sleep... then chop him up and bury him in the back yard... lol... problem solved :D
2/28
2015
@TattGoddess lol@STDmatch... had to look it up to make sure you didn't make it up... simultaneously the most hilarious & creepiest site ever
2/26
2015
@MMFlint free HBO for everybody? but you're going to keep all the twinkies for yourself right?
2/24
2015
@AnabellePeters if you say so... lol... just don't shoot me@AnabellePeters lol... isn't that a Latin Kings tat? lol... don't you have to shank someone to get that tat? :P@AnabellePeters lol... jip@AnabellePeters lol... pic's or it never happened :P
2/20
2015
@AnabellePeters that's why you gotta worry about pleasing yourself first and let everyone else figure out how to fit into that
2/19
2015
@AnabellePeters just make sure you have the mobile feed turned on... but remember you can't please all of the people all of the time@AnabellePeters also use everything to promote yourself... twitter, kik, instagram, snapchat... be shameless with getting on twitter lists@AnabellePeters just experiment to find your price level... i'd suggest start low & go higher so you don't price yourself out of the market@alexaheart95 @cosmo706 foolexa foolie being all foolish
2/17
2015
@TattGoddess lol... that's not weird at all #makeagirlfeelspecial
2/12
2015
@TattGoddess with or without make up... you're "fuckable"! and your scruntchy face gave me a boner :) #letsgotodinnerandburpinpublic
2/5
2015
@meganmedellin hope everything is ok
2/4
2015
@verkhh not one virgin was sacrificed.... i'm so disappointing@verkhh when do we start sacrificing virgins already?
2/3
2015
@TattGoddess just saw your inked spread.. BEAUTIFUL pic's!! “On cam I normally just tell fart jokes,” lol greatest line ever #happyforya :)
1/30
2015
@Kelly_Evans @officialkennyg Accounting 101 helped me make my major Computer Science@meganmedellin lol... pic's or it didn't happen :P@realjeffreyross @justinbieber @ComedyCentral rooting for you to make that lil bitch bieber cry!!
1/29
2015
@JFoxLetter VERY interesting insight to your work... thanks for sharing!
1/28
2015
@MMFlint at least @billmaher stfu after he stepped into it! you're the child thowing a tantrum because no one see's things his way #growup
1/27
2015
@MMFlint @RollingStone sounds like ole fat ass is still at it! all butt hurt no one else sees him as an american hero except himself #loser
1/26
2015
@MMFlint what are you saying fat ass? That a delusional worthless piece of shit was the true american hero by defending us against Twinkies?@billmaher followed your worthless fat ass loser buddy @MMFlint and went for some cheap publicity by ripping into American Sniper huh?
1/25
2015
just heard the NHL players are gonna wear live gopro cam's during games... should make games even more awesome to watch@MMFlint and what do you bet you'd hire some illegal immigrant instead of an American Union plumber?
1/23
2015
Having to use lube to masturbate with because the house keeper forgot to milk the tear glands of the poor #RichPeopleProblems @midnight
1/21
2015
@MMFlint got what you wanted fat ass? media attention to make you feel warm & fuzzy for spreading hatred against soldiers! #chokeonatwinkie
1/20
2015
i can hear the tears of green bay fans everywhere falling like rain dropsholy shit!!!!! talk about the choke of a lifetime!!!! WTF happened to the packers???? that last 5 minutes of that game was amazing
1/18
2015
@jdavidgoodman @SquawkStreet with DA's & grand juries refusing to indict.... what do they really have to worry about?
1/16
2015
@ActuallyNPH you play a great wacko!!! #loveAHSFREAKSHOW
1/15
2015
@meganmedellin you were hot in both before and after :) glad your happy with the results though #mypeniswouldbeagreatworkout
1/12
2015
#JeSuisCharlie http://t.co/pXHcLaSouQ
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1/7
2015
@meganmedellin 1st tit i've seen in 2015... and an awesome tit is it! all other tities have to measure up to it :) #settingthebarhigh
1/1
2014
@meganmedellin it's nights like that you gotta decide if breaking down & getting a gas station burrito/nachos are worth it or not
12/25
2014
rough day... i just want to sleep thru the rest of it... someone wake me after next weekend
12/22
2014
damn... the cowboys are dominating the hell out of indyWhat I look for in a man http://t.co/UyBbe3ojlG Please RT and show support! ❤️ http://t.co/F0e0qEqoug
Retweeted by me@apstewart @TattGoddess lol... i predict the next time jess logs on there's gonna be a rash of guys talking up their crossword puzzle skills
12/21
2014
@MMFlint wow... lol... one no talent hack throwing stones at another no talent hack! Whats next? You hating on fat liberals?@JFoxLetter @johnlynn3 i would like to see a blog/website or something more in depth from you@missdanniwylde hey.... make me meatloaf woman!
12/17
2014
@carlquintanilla @JoeBelBruno North Korea REALLY thinks they'll get the same responds attacking a sovereign nation they did hacking Sony???
12/16
2014
@JFoxLetter been watching your twitter fed this yr... been very impressed with it!
12/10
2014
@InsaneB0lt haha Speedy Pickle-Pants would be a brilliant name though@InsaneB0lt lol... i'm Cookie Glitter-Balls
12/9
2014
Haha @movieplex is playing the 1967 movie "President's Anal" with James Coburn http://t.co/rQbVa1ofVM
12/7
2014
@carlquintanilla @janewells @CNBC why is cnbc showing the Orion splashdown????? it's not cnn!
12/5
2014
@ScottWapnerCNBC SocGen also made the exact same predictions last year which didn't come true then either.. which should have been mentioned@EmorySky i'm great... lol... why would you ever doubt that? And everyone loves me :P
12/2
2014
@EmorySky haha... listen to you! lol... I was just doing a wellness check like the cops & making sure you weren't hurt #youmissedmemore@EmorySky where the hell you been at? mfc just isn't the same without my fav pain in the ass
12/1
2014
Wow... lol... just had one of the most awkward wtf moments ever!!!
11/30
2014
#starwars Harrison Ford says I shot first!! http://t.co/4bUHZqRyZ9
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11/29
2014
@meganmedellin hey... lol... hookers need love too
11/26
2014
I was talking to my 3yo brother on the phone and he says, "you know what's a bad word? Motherfucker." You can't punish the kid, he's right😂
Retweeted by me@EmorySky there wasn't a lot of cash in it & getting new CC's wasn't a huge pain... lol.. i just wasn't looking forward going to the DMV
11/23
2014
@__Nikkiiii__ @TheFleshMarket i read thru your twets there killer.... lol... you're pretty much the broken toy in the toy box aren't ya?
11/22
2014
If you don't mind, could you please report eroticgabriella? I don't want to mention the account, I just had their FB taken down
Retweeted by me@apstewart @TattGoddess reported the shit outta that account.... i reported it hard! that account ain't gonna walk right for a week :)YES!!!! Someone returned my wallet to me! no money in it & i had to cancel my CC's but no trip to the DMV for me! #itsagoodday
11/20
2014
@meganmedellin lol... and they all think lil johnny's the next Picasso when he does poo his pants and uses it to draw on the wall@meganmedellin everyone thinks their kids a genius too... lol... and they're wrong about that too
11/18
2014
Wtf.... I lost my wallet last night... been going crazy tearing everything up looking for it... not looking forward to replacing everything
11/16
2014
@EmorySky lol... so rude@EmorySky lol... finally finished drying your eyes cause I wasn't online to log on yourself?@EmorySky thats a good question... I guess i'm just a tolorant guy. .. lol... I hang out with you don't I? Btw..headed home... still on?
11/14
2014
@EmorySky lol... 1 or 2...lol... but they annoy the hell outta me@EmorySky lol... I should be home in an hour or two... lol... so stop crying into your pillow@EmorySky lol... i'm surprised youre not in the parking lot watch me & my friends right now@EmorySky not at home right now... lol... but youre welcome to join the party in my pants :P
11/13
2014
@Rawbwhytt33 @__Nikkiiii__ read this turds comments & loved when he said "all u do is sit behind a screen" after insulted you for no reason
11/11
2014
@EmorySky yup... lol... that's what i believe. :D@EmorySky no balls... lol... you KNOW what you can't resist the whole package that is me #banbodisha@EmorySky so rude... lol... no penis for you :P@EmorySky lol... feel free to refer to me as "your majesty" from here on out@EmorySky puhleeeezeeee...lol... i'm the king of relevance@EmorySky lol... it's your fault cause I say it is :P@EmorySky pretty good...lol... other than the bears got their asses handed to them on a historic level... lol... which I blame you for :)
11/10
2014
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