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Dented Meat @DentedMeat @5by5 Chatroom

The story so far: In the beginning DentedMeat was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Joined Twitter 3/9/12

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.@ttscoff thanks! ☺️
5/25
2015
.@reneritchie @ismh They do nawt@sensibleworld the Force Touch is strong in this one
5/19
2015
@siracusa @dmoren TIL there is an emoji for “silently being judged by the @siracusa@epizirco @jsnell indeed! That one gets style points for the most delightfully unexpected Stan cameo.@jsnell Stan’s best cameo to date? My vote says yes.@jsnell Excelsior!Anyone heard if there will be a Beard Bash or live @thetalkshow during WWDC week this year? // @gruber @jdalrymple.@imyke cue flashback to @jdalrymple’s BeardBash ‘13 in 3… 2… 1… http://t.co/nOZ672gNbR
5/10
2015
@BenjaminBrooks you forgot the most important step: Sets lake on fire.
5/9
2015
@hotdogsladies roll for initiative. @moiseschiu @imyke@hotdogsladies *ding!* @moiseschiu @imyke@moiseschiu @imyke wait, I thought they were a hockey team? /ducks.@chockenberry I will not click link I will not click link I will not cli… 😬 <clicks link> 🙈 😑 😮 😅 👍🏻@BenjaminBrooks eek. sorry if my tweet opened a can of worms.It's like the B&B podcast never went off the air. @shawnblanc @BenjaminBrooks http://t.co/wfyPlNcdJb
5/8
2015
Missing that trip to SF makes it feel more like SnubSnubDC 😢
5/7
2015
.@viticci I think you're thinking of iOS NeXT@BenjaminBrooks After a comment like that, I’m sure @shawnblanc can think of two more words just for you. 😈
5/6
2015
.@psidnell @marcoarment Throw in some opossum, and you’ve got the makings of a great southern casserole! #AccidentalTechPotluck
5/4
2015
@tiffanyarment “@siracusa has nothing on this…” BOOM!
5/1
2015
@tiffanyarment @jessiechar /me gives @marcoarment the ಠ_ಠ #FreeTiff
4/30
2015
@rumpfy @_@@_RelayFM @imyke @jsnell Upgrade s01e034 gave me the idea for a new podcast “Disfunctionable — life coaching advice from Dented Meat” 😏@sanspoint @patrickrhone on a uptime scale of 1 to 10, she’s five nines #yobusiness
4/29
2015
@EggFreckles @ismh JiffyPop™ brand batteries—fun for the whole family!@imyke 👍🏻👊🏻@caseyliss I just assumed 1 ☕️ was for @imyke, and the other ☕️ was for Erin’s MBAir?@imyke @amahnke Great! I’ll set a due time on a task to remind me to check again on… oh, wait.
4/28
2015
@_DavidSmith @marcoarment I WANT TO BELIEVEHey, I know that jackal at 0:25 - it’s @ksliech! 👋🏻 @songadaymann @siracusa
4/27
2015
.@tiffanyarment @Georgia_Dow @dbcel @marcoarment ahem. Tweets from @hopsarment or it didn't happen.@danbenjamin @hotdogsladies 👍🏻.@danbenjamin please listen to @hotdogsladies. you've gotta watch The Flash. Easily the best comic book series on cable TV.Stay classy, Google. “@LaughingSquid: Google Maps Features a Android Peeing on an Apple Logo http://t.co/FIntT6Wmgs http://t.co/IUesEH55py
4/24
2015
@rumpfy @imyke @_DavidSmith if you look closely, you can just make out Jony doing the Cabbage Patch in the background.
4/23
2015
AFNetworkingFearMongeringAsAService BRILLIANT!@jessiechar How did you know what I eat in the shower?! 🛀🏻Another day, another steaming 💩 waiting for me when I arrive.
4/21
2015
@viticci @gruber @_@.@danbenjamin Challenge accepted.What’s really going to bake your noodle is when you realize butterfly switches on the MacBook are just a step away from ForceTouch keyboards
4/20
2015
Has anyone seen @danbenjamin since the Tebow announcement? Do we need to send help?@jxpx777 I think we crossed our adapters, I was referring to the Thunderbolt Display@jxpx777 yeah, although I really wish they'd refresh it to add usb3@davepell @ryanirelan as did all the citizens of Mars@ismh @jxpx777 😱 cables, all the way down
4/19
2015
.@amahnke As you should. If the Internet has taught us anything, it’s that we should always listen to the wisdom of strangers on twitter 😒@swilliams @dmoren @heymermaid Queue, or queue not. There is no line.
4/18
2015
… aaaaand out come the replies from the Apple Watch spam bots. http://t.co/9Ajl63tNY6.@counternotions I think you're thinking of “… no pictures of Apple Watch being worn band up, LIKE AN ANIMAL!”JJ Abrams must’ve unlocked some kind of genetic code to bring so many geeks to tears using just 3 short words. #ChewieWereHome
4/17
2015
TIL in the Stooge Corp cube farm, no one sees you curled up in the fetal position under your desk after viewing the new Star Wars teaser 😭@faitherina http://t.co/yPdHRWsbD0@flyosity Spoilers: https://t.co/JONguQ8LGxJoin @jsnell and @siracusa and maybe other guests at 7PT/10ET tonight for Star Wars trailer talk. http://t.co/zjAN0ZQcto
Retweeted by Dented Meat@fraserspeirs Only because I'm still emotionally invested in what it felt like to be ten.
Retweeted by Dented Meat.@hotdogsladies YOU GET ALL MY FAVs. ALL OF THEM“@hotdogsladies: @fraserspeirs Only because I'm still emotionally invested in what it felt like to be ten.” can’t (fav * ∞) this enough.@theloop @jdalrymple oh if I had a nickel for every time I "blamed it on the haptic vibrator", I'd probably be wearing an Edition right now@sensibleworld she has no idea….@mrgan @jaredsinclair That's what we developers refer to as a Race … (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Condition@faitherina Ironically, I keep an emergency duck in my deskMT “@BKAJPodcast #43 with @mutewinter http://t.co/TQQR5a5bex” it’s @mutewinter aka creator of Showbot aka personal hero of all jackals!.@tofias @jaredsinclair My prediction for top-trending hashtag during WWDC 2015: #HugTofias 😈Interesting how @siracusa decided to stop producing OS X reviews just as Nintendo decided to produce iOS ports of their games.@flargh @scottjohnson @danbenjamin I'm on a ride and I want to get off…
4/16
2015
.@danbenjamin I think you’re thinking of black gold, Texas Tea.
4/15
2015
@jxpx777 http://t.co/65FigG6fSr @ismh
4/14
2015
.@danbenjamin @hotdogsladies Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man..@hotdogsladies This is not ‘Nam. This is podcasting. There are rules.
4/13
2015
@DentedMeat but hey, diminishing years of work by hundreds of people in 140 characters is quite intoxicating, isn't it?Dearest twitter, I'll try not to let the Cheetos dust on your shirt diminish your "critical review" of Apple's design choices.Sometimes it just hits me hard how far technology has come in just my lifetime and what a bunch of whiny assholes we can all be about it.
Retweeted by Dented Meat@AGoldmund discretion
4/12
2015
@garrettmurray I think you're thinking of a dirty "fecalelastomer"@imyke 😀👊🏼🌟🎉🎉🎉💥💫🎂🎤🇬🇧🎩
4/10
2015
.@hotdogsladies Personally, I go front, I go back, I go inside out, then, I go front and back..@tofias if @gruber uses a blade grinder on @tonxcoffee, what’s next?! @marcoarment admits listening to DMB on fussy headphones?@caseyliss 😱My dented review of the Emoji keyboard in iOS 8.3 😶😦😧😳😍@tofias wørd. Reevaluating my life choices after learning @gruber bashes his beans with a blade grinder LIKE AN ANIMAL @marcoarment
4/8
2015
@sgarcez @ksliech to be fair, her EDGE reception has never been better.@swilliams http://t.co/UjfTEoPQRL: the social network for jackals /me runs off to Kickstarter.@swilliams I sea what you did their@swilliams I think you're thinking of “whotever”
4/7
2015
@_ynnhoJ @gruber 🙇 👖💨Could someone explain why Newt Gingrich is handing out the sportsball trophy?@gruber it could've been worse. At least you didn't have to watch it on an Apple TV using an IR remote..@faitherina Are you sure? I’ve met José, and he’s a bit of a jerk.
4/6
2015
@faitherina 😢
4/3
2015
I still use RSS. (Retweet if true, favorite if false.)
Retweeted by Dented Meat@ismh @forgottentowel exactly how is that different than any other day?.@deathraylabs Dude, “show” is not the preferred nomenclature. Episodic Aural-Entertainment, please. /cc @danbenjamin @hotdogsladies
4/1
2015
Stooge Corp: You’re soaking in it™Forgive me, Father, for the sins I have committed on behalf of this god-forsaken-piece-of-human-excrement web service API #WhatHaveIBecome
3/31
2015
.@sdw Siri gonna SiriLooking forward to WWDC week. Hoping I can catch up with @imyke @ismh @shawnblanc @_DavidSmith again.
3/20
2015
.@mantia @mrgan In Soviet Russia, the copyrights intend you!.@marcoarment As Grandma Dented used to say, “all it takes is one bad apple…”
3/13
2015
The world has lost one of its brightest, sharpest minds. Rest in peace, Sir Terry Pratchett. http://t.co/pSTWHKAvJz
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3/12
2015
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