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Dented Meat @DentedMeat @5by5 Chatroom

The story so far: In the beginning DentedMeat was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Joined Twitter 3/9/12

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@_DavidSmith @marcoarment I WANT TO BELIEVEHey, I know that jackal at 0:25 - it’s @ksliech! 👋🏻 @songadaymann @siracusa
4/27
2015
.@tiffanyarment @Georgia_Dow @dbcel @marcoarment ahem. Tweets from @hopsarment or it didn't happen.@danbenjamin @hotdogsladies 👍🏻.@danbenjamin please listen to @hotdogsladies. you've gotta watch The Flash. Easily the best comic book series on cable TV.Stay classy, Google. “@LaughingSquid: Google Maps Features a Android Peeing on an Apple Logo http://t.co/FIntT6Wmgs http://t.co/IUesEH55py
4/24
2015
@rumpfy @imyke @_DavidSmith if you look closely, you can just make out Jony doing the Cabbage Patch in the background.
4/23
2015
AFNetworkingFearMongeringAsAService BRILLIANT!@jessiechar How did you know what I eat in the shower?! 🛀🏻Another day, another steaming 💩 waiting for me when I arrive.
4/21
2015
@viticci @gruber @_@.@danbenjamin Challenge accepted.What’s really going to bake your noodle is when you realize butterfly switches on the MacBook are just a step away from ForceTouch keyboards
4/20
2015
Has anyone seen @danbenjamin since the Tebow announcement? Do we need to send help?@jxpx777 I think we crossed our adapters, I was referring to the Thunderbolt Display@jxpx777 yeah, although I really wish they'd refresh it to add usb3@davepell @ryanirelan as did all the citizens of Mars@ismh @jxpx777 😱 cables, all the way down
4/19
2015
.@amahnke As you should. If the Internet has taught us anything, it’s that we should always listen to the wisdom of strangers on twitter 😒@swilliams @dmoren @heymermaid Queue, or queue not. There is no line.
4/18
2015
… aaaaand out come the replies from the Apple Watch spam bots. http://t.co/9Ajl63tNY6.@counternotions I think you're thinking of “… no pictures of Apple Watch being worn band up, LIKE AN ANIMAL!”JJ Abrams must’ve unlocked some kind of genetic code to bring so many geeks to tears using just 3 short words. #ChewieWereHome
4/17
2015
TIL in the Stooge Corp cube farm, no one sees you curled up in the fetal position under your desk after viewing the new Star Wars teaser 😭@faitherina http://t.co/yPdHRWsbD0@flyosity Spoilers: https://t.co/JONguQ8LGxJoin @jsnell and @siracusa and maybe other guests at 7PT/10ET tonight for Star Wars trailer talk. http://t.co/zjAN0ZQcto
Retweeted by Dented Meat@fraserspeirs Only because I'm still emotionally invested in what it felt like to be ten.
Retweeted by Dented Meat.@hotdogsladies YOU GET ALL MY FAVs. ALL OF THEM“@hotdogsladies: @fraserspeirs Only because I'm still emotionally invested in what it felt like to be ten.” can’t (fav * ∞) this enough.@theloop @jdalrymple oh if I had a nickel for every time I "blamed it on the haptic vibrator", I'd probably be wearing an Edition right now@sensibleworld she has no idea….@mrgan @jaredsinclair That's what we developers refer to as a Race … (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Condition@faitherina Ironically, I keep an emergency duck in my deskMT “@BKAJPodcast #43 with @mutewinter http://t.co/TQQR5a5bex” it’s @mutewinter aka creator of Showbot aka personal hero of all jackals!.@tofias @jaredsinclair My prediction for top-trending hashtag during WWDC 2015: #HugTofias 😈Interesting how @siracusa decided to stop producing OS X reviews just as Nintendo decided to produce iOS ports of their games.@flargh @scottjohnson @danbenjamin I'm on a ride and I want to get off…
4/16
2015
.@danbenjamin I think you’re thinking of black gold, Texas Tea.
4/15
2015
@jxpx777 http://t.co/65FigG6fSr @ismh
4/14
2015
.@danbenjamin @hotdogsladies Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man..@hotdogsladies This is not ‘Nam. This is podcasting. There are rules.
4/13
2015
@DentedMeat but hey, diminishing years of work by hundreds of people in 140 characters is quite intoxicating, isn't it?Dearest twitter, I'll try not to let the Cheetos dust on your shirt diminish your "critical review" of Apple's design choices.Sometimes it just hits me hard how far technology has come in just my lifetime and what a bunch of whiny assholes we can all be about it.
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4/12
2015
@garrettmurray I think you're thinking of a dirty "fecalelastomer"@imyke 😀👊🏼🌟🎉🎉🎉💥💫🎂🎤🇬🇧🎩
4/10
2015
.@hotdogsladies Personally, I go front, I go back, I go inside out, then, I go front and back..@tofias if @gruber uses a blade grinder on @tonxcoffee, what’s next?! @marcoarment admits listening to DMB on fussy headphones?@caseyliss 😱My dented review of the Emoji keyboard in iOS 8.3 😶😦😧😳😍@tofias wørd. Reevaluating my life choices after learning @gruber bashes his beans with a blade grinder LIKE AN ANIMAL @marcoarment
4/8
2015
@sgarcez @ksliech to be fair, her EDGE reception has never been better.@swilliams http://t.co/UjfTEoPQRL: the social network for jackals /me runs off to Kickstarter.@swilliams I sea what you did their@swilliams I think you're thinking of “whotever”
4/7
2015
@_ynnhoJ @gruber 🙇 👖💨Could someone explain why Newt Gingrich is handing out the sportsball trophy?@gruber it could've been worse. At least you didn't have to watch it on an Apple TV using an IR remote..@faitherina Are you sure? I’ve met José, and he’s a bit of a jerk.
4/6
2015
@faitherina 😢
4/3
2015
I still use RSS. (Retweet if true, favorite if false.)
Retweeted by Dented Meat@ismh @forgottentowel exactly how is that different than any other day?.@deathraylabs Dude, “show” is not the preferred nomenclature. Episodic Aural-Entertainment, please. /cc @danbenjamin @hotdogsladies
4/1
2015
Stooge Corp: You’re soaking in it™Forgive me, Father, for the sins I have committed on behalf of this god-forsaken-piece-of-human-excrement web service API #WhatHaveIBecome
3/31
2015
.@sdw Siri gonna SiriLooking forward to WWDC week. Hoping I can catch up with @imyke @ismh @shawnblanc @_DavidSmith again.
3/20
2015
.@mantia @mrgan In Soviet Russia, the copyrights intend you!.@marcoarment As Grandma Dented used to say, “all it takes is one bad apple…”
3/13
2015
The world has lost one of its brightest, sharpest minds. Rest in peace, Sir Terry Pratchett. http://t.co/pSTWHKAvJz
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3/12
2015
@reneritchie I see what you did there.No fracas, no freedom. 🇬🇧
3/11
2015
@marksiegal savage Watch EDITION prices announced. Our thoughts and prayers are with @gruber’s twitter feed.WHO CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC?!@swilliams copy and paste doesn’t count, you jackalI challenge anyone to say “fluoroelastomer" five time fast. Can’t be done.Wait. No glowing Apple logo on the new MacBook?! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)Apple MacBook promo video: mesmerizing @_@
3/9
2015
@Ihnatko @gruber I concur
3/1
2015
I’m pretty sure this whole #dressgate kerfuffle can be blamed on the FCC approving net neutrality. #ThanksObama p.s. #blackandblue@davidcaolo They don’t call them Content Misplacement Systems for nothing
2/26
2015
.@siracusa @atpfm Depends. Are we talking 7-up™ phones or Sierra Mist™ phones?
2/20
2015
Building an app against this web service got me all like http://t.co/uKXEElj2xw
2/17
2015
@ismh @imyke 😱 oh my@jsnell “we own both domains”? You were able to get it back from the depths of the corporate catacombs?!@jsnell I think you're thinking of http://t.co/d41KB1gtT7
2/10
2015
@jsnell Welcome to the club! Only 8 more to go before you earn your monocle. @imyke @atpfm @caseyliss @marcoarment @siracusa@imyke I think you're thinking of #jackalism @jsnell @atpfm @caseyliss @marcoarment @siracusa
2/6
2015
Undocumented web APIs FTW! http://t.co/ATaFWTFDFS@hotdogsladies @jxpx777 whoa. http://t.co/CRhGbQzNLS@hotdogsladies @jxpx777 I think you're thinking of Banana Jr. 6000That awkward moment where you’re on dial-in a conference call and you hear a toilet flushing on another line… #StoogeCorp
1/27
2015
@moiseschiu @hotdogsladies I would've also accepted "Liquids gonna liquid"
1/26
2015
@czeins @hotdogsladies Nice!™
1/22
2015
Professor, what’s another word for pirate treasure?A special Back to Work will record this week. Watch this space.
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1/20
2015
@hotdogsladies perhaps because your serial is gluten free? #podcastbelly @gruber @marcoarment @jesseauciello
1/16
2015
.@siracusa @hotdogsladies [cue montage of @hotdogsladies waxing cars and painting fences for @siracusa]
1/9
2015
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