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You know how I've been banging on about Completely Cassidy: Accidental Genius for ages? The first chapter is here! http://t.co/9o6aRvZIUv
Retweeted by Terry LanderBad news: We are all shuffling unavoidably towards unresting death. Good news: Episode 4 of Crims is on tonight, BBC3 at 10pm
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Get Woodgate on the phone #THFC #COYSBlancmange "Don't Tell Me" 12" plays after the news on 96.5/97.2fm with @jamescherryuk 80sRecall #Penzance #hayle http://t.co/ub3qXFD35w
Retweeted by Terry Lander@AlanFitz1 It's all in the ;@AlanFitz1 Have you found a publisher yet?In need of some Wednesday motivation? Just think how you will feel crossing this line. #LondonMarathon http://t.co/0P3EjeOHIc
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Planing on running #LondonMarathon in the future? I had done zero running before I wrote this and I achieved #VLM2013 http://t.co/Fwhqpi1JwgWAIT A MONTH TO STEAL MY FASHION AND THINK I WON'T NOTICE? @EDSHEERAN http://t.co/koioTrhgrU
Retweeted by Terry LanderGreat news! Terry's Train of Thought will be broadcast as scheduled tonight from 6pm on @PenwithRadioLove this sign in @kewbookshop - shop local, avoid tax dodgers! #Amazonfree @bex_hay http://t.co/um9qzB9kx3
Retweeted by Terry Lander@thecurlz Thanks cuz xxUnseen scat. Cos once you've seen scat, you can never unsee it (thanks Google). @barneyfarmer http://t.co/99GY2321wJ
Retweeted by Terry LanderDining out. #LyvitOhYesPlease for a photo or #LyvitIAmNormal for no photo. RT like crazy.Please support our 26.2mile charity walk in aid of @cornwallairamb I @BevvieWright @lyvit & many more need u to txt STNK99 & amount to 70070
Retweeted by Terry LanderTune in to @PenwithRadio 6pm for @sstrong82 and @Lyvit #PJD weight loss updates included and maybe news of #TheStank #ThankYou 4 ur support
Retweeted by Terry LanderParking Wanker Weekly #MadeUpMagazines @ThePoke http://t.co/jlZQQueihM
Retweeted by Terry Lander4pm is Drivetime with James Cherry & tracks by Basement Jaxx, Jamiroquai, JAY Z, Daft Punk & Jessie J are all on... http://t.co/0L7gFOrVht
Retweeted by Terry LanderDon't take my word for it. The reviews are there and they're pretty humbling.If you're planning on running the London Marathon and haven't run before this book may help http://t.co/VoY7AccGS2 #plug #ad #ebook #kindleOn this Day - 1945, troops of the Soviet 1085th Infantry Regiment liberated the complex of concentration and death camps at #Auschwitz.
Retweeted by Terry LanderSpread this around like herpes http://t.co/vQklUzxMRL
@SpacemanSonic @UpturnedBathtub Beards are for psychopaths.I've an album. My album's free. Free sounds like 3 which you times by 4 to get the number of tracks on my free album https://t.co/pLchbDDlo1
Retweeted by Terry LanderI deserve de best so I enquire about having de best. http://t.co/WHFYL34fYH
Because in their opinion, anyone who isn't rich can feck off #finishthetories http://t.co/KA1ttSUkxC
Retweeted by Terry LanderSilky smooth http://t.co/vQklUzxMRLLast night's set from the #plough #Wigston #budgiesmugglers #budgiesmugglerspunk http://t.co/2nn2hWV8sZ
Retweeted by Terry LanderPollen Count http://t.co/BHFYHdjYQm
Retweeted by Terry LanderToon #2 is captioned by @Jeffwni. It’s also a lovely @TwopTwips, mate ;-) http://t.co/h6dyQatgnD
Retweeted by Terry LanderSurely you shouldn't throw stones in any house
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'd like to buy this book, please. "Sir, this a library." *whispers* I'd like to buy this book, please.
Retweeted by Terry LanderThis story from Douglas Adams has been going around for years but it remains one of my favourites. http://t.co/8QnMFCylqk
Retweeted by Terry LanderTry not to think about me in the nude. http://t.co/vQklUzxMRL
I've been pissing about on Amazon again http://t.co/tSqGW47CMn
Retweeted by Terry Lander@AlanFitz1 I call dibs on a first edition.@AlanFitz1 When is your novel out?@AlanFitz1 @Cristiano He would eat that up. Invite and all.@AlanFitz1 @Cristiano More that he's an arrogant bully. He'd never give away something that came from him. He'd frame it.Pay no more than 2.99 next time @HealeyCartoons http://t.co/QXelLI8QZw
Retweeted by Terry LanderOpen letter to @Cristiano. You're a fucking idiot. I'd be quite willing to charity box your head off. #KickOutCancer
#Crims ep 3 is now on @BBCiPlayer so you can watch it as many times as you like. http://t.co/xK4wfpwotp http://t.co/KHD8Q9XKMc
Retweeted by Terry LanderI wonder if @thecurlz is getting enough stick right now #MUFC#crims now number 7 on iPlayer. My marketing campaign worked. If you make it top 5 I'll have sex with you all. http://t.co/pQBZqK228S
Retweeted by Terry Lander@sstrong82 No, couldn't get back until Monday at the earliest. Next round is on Feb 14th so probably best I miss that ond too.My cartoon from the latest issue of @prospect_uk http://t.co/LbKJpBEFH0
Retweeted by Terry LanderIf anyone's going from Cornwall to White Hart Lane and back tomorrow please let me know #COYS #THFCVery little stopping me from going to see Spurs tomorrow. Mrs L's grumpy face is the biggest hurdle.This is what I do now http://t.co/vQklUzxMRL
Big up @mrpage303 #NotAEuphemism#Crims 10pm @bbcthree tonight. Here are @elisjames & @kadiffkirwan starting their little'n'large tribute act http://t.co/LD76mleP28
Retweeted by Terry LanderGee, thanks Co-Op. http://t.co/4vuUOZJgNm
! @Lyvit Honorable friend, due to my royal upbringing, I am forbidden by custom from wearing the kind one finds in a second hand store.
Retweeted by Terry Lander@jamescherryuk is in the mix 1980s stylee NOW on 96.5/97.2fm #Penzance #hayle #Marazion #Cornwall http://t.co/UoLhO9t01u
Retweeted by Terry LanderHad an email from a Nigerian prince offering a fortune. Looks like a scam. I've asked him to do Raspberry Beret as proof of his credentials.
@jamescherryuk I've got nothing to do with the massive rise in viewers for that, it's all on @sstrong82I wish our listeners could hear what @jamescherryuk says off air. #PenwithRadio@21stCscribe One for @SpacemanSonic there.@Guess2Give @stjohnambulance That's a grand idea, thanks2nite on @PenwithRadio at 6pm tune in 2 @Lyvit & @sstrong82 4 #TToT hopefully with news of a #PJD loss also the boys supporting #TheStank
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"Dead and alive, you're coming with me" - Arnold SchrödingerStacking Ferrero Rocher in 2015. http://t.co/vQklUzxMRLStatus Quo fans @PenwithDave is talking to Chris Hewson pr for Quo about appearances in Cornwall from 2pm on 96.5/97.2fm @Quomotion
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@RufusHound Hi Rufus, any chance of a link for my radio show? Just need an mp3 of your voice if you'd be willing.New post. I've gone back to chocolate http://t.co/vQklUzxMRL"Be the first to support Terry Lander's fundraising" - go on, give us a quid https://t.co/GhHOW9Y2YSYou'd think that pouring HP sauce on an HP laptop wouldn't void your warranty, but it really does.
Retweeted by Terry LanderMy first blog for my new website! Defending the Stone Age: Why I Wrote My Book http://t.co/rn8a4SXpM6
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I'm attending a Burns night soirée tonight. So I don't look stupid, was the battle during the First or Second World War? #maybeajokeStudio numbers : call 01736 362884 text 01736 322965 get involved!
Retweeted by Terry LanderConsidering a driving holiday to Italy. Mrs L wants to fly. *rolls eyes*Hello, we are open. Cushty.
Retweeted by Terry LanderHow to draw… anything http://t.co/bSt6NfntNi http://t.co/8eGaZhDYNC
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Lots of people are buying this, presumably as preparation for #vlm2015. Good luck! http://t.co/SnRkZc8ECTFun Facebook Game. http://t.co/3wsEOGdwLx
Retweeted by Terry LanderFirst draft of that last tweet was "Mrz L iz gettinv drunk"Mrs L is getting drunk.@amateuradam You should definitely have written a book about your four month marathon training. You'd have made a million pounds by now.If a pirate's text message to you ends in a kiss, the treasure might be inside your phone x
Retweeted by Terry Lander@kadiffkirwan You and @ElisJames are brilliant in #Crims. Actually the whole cast is superb. Nice work.#neurologist #myalgicE #fibromyalgia #blogging #spoonie #chronicillness Neurologist appointment http://t.co/3eFTLAaVWY via @Shameeleon
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'm up to date with #Crims, do the same. Do.To support the likes of myself @BevvieWright @Lyvit and many MANY more for #TheStank txt STNK99 & amount to 70070 in aid of @cornwallairamb
Retweeted by Terry LanderJoin Steve West this morning playing new tunes from: Ariana Grande, Tulisa, One Republic and Magic, plus all your... http://t.co/LEoSj6Unqo
Retweeted by Terry LanderAlmost time for a new post http://t.co/vQklUzxMRL
I hope nobody's following http://t.co/WHFYL34fYH in the hope I'll offend someone. That's really not what it's about. #blog
@UpturnedBathtub Here's the best I could come up with. http://t.co/bNmyBc2eLv
Retweeted by Terry LanderMy family crest is a sad man peeping over a fence at his neighbour's shed with an asbestos roof
Retweeted by Terry Lander@MooseAllain I concur.Don't say today's http://t.co/vQklUzxMRL is in @ThePsyentistUK @audiopsyence or @purplepsyence's area. You would be wrong #NotGeordies@taylertoons I've changed your favourite song. Fingers crossed you don't change it again *rolls eyes*@MooseAllain Was text flirting with new fella. Wrote 'I challenge you to a duel'. Phone changed 'dual' to 'fuck'. Now married.
Retweeted by Terry LanderSome hilarious autocorrect mistakes and predictive text typos on @MooseAllain Twitter feed. If you want a laugh have a look.
Retweeted by Terry LanderAlso I've started training for this, looking to raise £150 for @stjohnambulance https://t.co/RkOS41dLRTThis is up to date, you know http://t.co/vQklUzxMRL
@taylertoons Ha! #Consistent@taylertoons It wasn't last year...I'm doing a book chat with brilliant @almurray at @WaterstonesPicc on Feb 4th. With free cake! I'd love you to come! http://t.co/qREVHAVkhS
Retweeted by Terry Lander@almurray I recently referred to The Daily Mail as 'Yesterday's Twitter' #AnnoyAMailReaderToday
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