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Journalista. TV addict. Hip-hop head. Shoe enthusiast. Animal lover. Blogger. Coffee-holic. Alias: Mommy. #binders

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Buried in work, but it's a beautiful day and I'm watching chipmunks scurry atop the fence outside. Take a spin for me, Chip & Dale!
10/20
2014
120 crayons, 120 tiffs over which particular crayon needs to be used at that moment. #parenting
10/18
2014
Redman & Method Man put on a show like dudes half their age. They are among the very best live performers. #charisma http://t.co/FKAAs7EQ5h
10/16
2014
Fired up to see @methodman and @therealredman in Boston tonight!If gameplay is any indication, this day may not go well. Currently getting my ass handed to me in Hi Ho Cherry-O by a 2 yr old.@JessMoranCSN I actually do have some of that. Thanks for reminding me! :)6:58 am. Kids fighting over an over mitt at the toy kitchen. There are *two* oven mitts. I am grossly under-caffeinated for this.
10/15
2014
I'm exhausted. I'm still awake. Kids will be up at 6 am. I will pour coffee directly onto my face at 6:01.
10/14
2014
Who's been cutting Carol's hair all this time? @WalkingDead_AMC#Patriots Game Day. Make sure you listen to me, @SherrodbCSN @GwashburnGlobe on @985TheSportsHub tonight from 7-9 as we talk Pats, B's, C's
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10/12
2014
I can tell it's fall because all the creepy crawlies are trying to take shelter in our house. Spiders are great ... outside. Shudder
10/11
2014
About to go to bed by 9. It's shaping up to be one of the best Friday nights of my life. Long week. #parenting #oldladylifestyleThe bench that goes with our dining room table seemed like an awesome idea before kids. #breakfastreferee #parenting
10/10
2014
@sarahdimuro Great to hear! That's actually next up for me. Looking forward to it.@sarahdimuro Nice! I do love to binge watch a show... I should probably add it to my list.@sarahdimuro Social outcasts, at least for the next 11 minutes. :)Based on my social media feeds, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the universe who doesn't watch Scandal.Watching my family play in the back yard on a sunny but crisp afternoon. Only thing missing is a pumpkin coffee. Happy.My Daughter is a Tomato Thief http://t.co/zzfDT2HvVi #momlife
10/9
2014
So, this clown on @AHSFX? I don't know if I can do this, man.Just enjoying some wolf howling and an argument over who ate more at the dinner table. You know, the usual. #momlife@bedfordpd Did this happen at night or during the day?Project rid house of baby toys underway. Which means 5- and 2-yr-olds will become interested in it all again by end of day. #futilemissionsNo more snacks during Sons of Anarchy's final ride. So much blood, dude. #appetitesuppresant #newdietplan
10/8
2014
Getting denied at the grocery store is a real bummer. http://t.co/bgbXODFFFe #hallandoates #mommyblog
10/7
2014
Jimmy & @iamwill's teen girl alter-egos rap about what they think is "Ew!" https://t.co/dfbbjXcXeB #EW #FallonTonight http://t.co/Z8dGlWda5Q
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperLalaloopsy's "Diaper Surprise" Toy: Grossssss. No poo charms for my tot. http://t.co/oCyPpif615 #lalaloopsy #mommyblog
10/6
2014
Screw Pinterest, I'd Rather Have a Dance Party http://t.co/AVrMKW5P3I via @wordpressdotcom #mommyblog #momproblems
10/4
2014
My Daughter is a Tomato Thief http://t.co/zzfDT2HvVi via @wordpressdotcom
10/2
2014
I am totally a mark for all the stores that sell #pumpkin flavored everything. Trader Joe's is a dangerous place during fall.
10/1
2014
Scary-ass Annabelle can stuff it, but Dora can come explore here anytime. http://t.co/gJOhbBpjC7 #livingdolls #dora #mommyblogSurvived my virgin chaperone trip to a farm with my son's kindergarten class. Now, it's #turtletime. #RHONY @ramonasinger
9/23
2014
Pete the Cat: Super cool, or on the cat nip? http://t.co/HeFFtVqSMK #reading #kidsbooks #petethecat
9/15
2014
Let’s just tell it like it is. The NFL may have a problem but I also think we have a violence problem in this country.
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperMy blog. Ch-ch-check it out! http://t.co/4nY8tbWwLh #parenting #mommyblog #kidhumor #frozen #goldfish
9/13
2014
I will watch next season's DWTS simply because @xoBetseyJohnson is on. Love her.
9/12
2014
Slack-jawed after a couple of fillings at dentist. Numb face... still got my @Starbucks #PumpkinSpiceLatte though.
9/8
2014
This big cutie just popped up out of nowhere in front of our house. Totally random, but am leaving it… http://t.co/WxNpT5omzP
9/7
2014
We are so lucky to have such beautiful places to go. #100daysofhappiness #day40 #waldenpond #concordma http://t.co/VyT4wBVgyG
9/4
2014
I kind of wish these things were filled with nails instead of paint. This whole cast is so annoying. #BB16
9/3
2014
Appreciate those rare moments when I go somewhere without kids and can bring one item and listen to my… http://t.co/DdC9jQmjf6
8/28
2014
Binge watching #TheLeftovers. I need an intervention so I can sleep.
8/27
2014
Magical s'mores cupcakes made by my friend, Susan. #100daysofhappiness #day32 #sorrydietmaybetomorrow http://t.co/S7yWwGYxPV
8/26
2014
A delicious treat on my toast. As my daughter would day, "It's yummy AND goody." #100daysofhappinesshttp://t.co/wyfcbRw1i3
8/25
2014
I’m waiting for HBO to pop out and say “Just kidding!” #TrueBlood
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperI could have gotten an extra hour of sleep. What a waste of time. #TrueBloodThis #TrueBlood finale may be the worst series finale of all time. Good grief.Smurfy! #100daysofhappiness #day30 #diymanicure http://t.co/FKce9WR4Bs
8/24
2014
My 5-year-old loves Stevie Wonder. I feel I have already succeeded as a parent.
8/23
2014
Pinot Noir and pre-season #football.Pam is The. Best. #trueblood
8/17
2014
A beautiful morning walk with my beloved Lucy. #100daysofhappiness #day20 #wakefieldma #lakequannapowitt http://t.co/ZEZqsEtjNx
8/12
2014
That rejection was your lifeboat, yo. #BachelorInParadisePainful. #BachelorInParadise #thatmusicThis music, OMG, so funny. #BachelorInParadise#BoilingBunnies #BachelorInParadiseIt's not a hurdle, Elise. It's the Great Wall. #BachelorInParadise"Making connections" = "amazing journey" on #thebachelor. #bachelorinparadise #stopsayingthatcrapIs this woman delusional? He's dunzo, dude. #BachelorInParadiseTurned in a huge story today and then went to the library to relax and read. Checked out this book by… http://t.co/L9fhphtHkw
8/11
2014
Why are Spanish olives so freakin' dope?@branden628 Just catching up on your #BB16 tweets and got the feeling you don't like Frankie? IDK, maybe I was just misinterpreting them.Just confirmed my teeth cleaning at the dentist for next Wednesday, and it struck terror in my heart. Why am I such a #dentist scaredy cat?
8/9
2014
Kicking bad guy butt atop the Bat Cave with my son. And yes, I made sure Wonder Woman was in front.… http://t.co/RjOY9QegQH
8/7
2014
A morning of adventure, a picnic, more exploring in Minuteman National Park. And now, naps.… http://t.co/lG0ofxOq3bAt the library, reading a book about bunnies and chocolate cake, wearing her favorite sequined Hello… http://t.co/EpMv3qKPuh
8/6
2014
Go fire ants, GO! #BachelorInParadiseI am ashamed to already love #BachelorInParadise as much as I do. Reality TV Gold.A magazine story I wrote: http://t.co/A6QnR2GjM8 #nowu
8/4
2014
That moment when you go to heat up Chinese leftovers for lunch and your kid goes, "Is that cat food?" #instantdiet #mommyproblems
8/2
2014
Please make this stop right now. #TheBacheloretteSo. Painful. To. Watch. #TheBachelorette #ATFREnough lip smacking. Turn down those mics! #gross #TheBacheloretteAndi managed to squeeze out a single tear. Touching. #TheBacheloretteFile Josh's tank top under "Andi's doubts." #TheBachelorette
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperHonestly, no thanks to either one of these dudes. I have no dog in this fight. #BacheloretteCurrently being whooped at board games by my 5yo. How about a game of #scrabble, young man?
7/28
2014
They say each piece of bacon takes 6 min off your life. Each 2yo tantrum I survive has to lop off at least half an hour. #mommyproblemsMonsoon in progress.
7/27
2014
I am suspicious of people who do not enjoy watermelon. It's a summer staple!
7/25
2014
Beautiful night, every window in the house open... aaaaaand then the skunk fumes start rolling in. #sadfaceMosquitoes are the real life version of vampires, except they hassle you during the day, too. #eatenalive #mutantbumpyarms
7/24
2014
Home from vacation. Hubby and kids went to pick up Lucy. Can't wait to see my best fur pal! #LucyMaureenDraper
7/20
2014
I envy people who actually have the time to properly fold a fitted sheet. #mypersonaldemon
7/8
2014
Yeah, it's real hard to play hide and seek in the dark when there's a lighted camera following you around. #bacheloretteGood grief. When we moved to MA from KY, I thought I'd be done hiding in the basement because of tornado warnings.
7/7
2014
Really, #TrueBlood? This is crap.
7/6
2014
Either #HoneyBooBoo doesn't use nearly enough subtitles, or I'm not drinking enough to understand what they're saying.
7/3
2014
@DavidSavio11 yes, that works! Thanks again!@DavidSavio11 Hey! Kyle will be bringing Nick in at about 10 tomorrow. Does that work?
6/10
2014
@DavidSavio11 Sounds great! Will be Wed or Thu but will let you know for sure. Thank you!@DavidSavio11 hi! What days are you in this week? The young Draper needs his summer haircut!
6/9
2014
I have tons to do tonight, but got caught up in #TheBachelor drama and lost motivation. Folded laundry remains in basket. #tvaddictproblemsA salute from my late grandpa on Memorial Day. Miss you, Pop Pop. #memorialday #veteran #usarmy #sunset http://t.co/mcnO2yhKgR
5/26
2014
Mother's Day card that Nick made at school. Made me giggle and melt all at once. ❤️ #njrd http://t.co/9ZxW6LfiUV
5/9
2014
.@BostonGlobeMag | Perspective: How parents are ruining youth sports http://t.co/qD7dMUDwwv http://t.co/p3eJJGjWvv
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5/4
2014
Food at the Kentucky Derby: Smoked Brisket Mac & Cheese Smasher ($8) http://t.co/zySc58jcrb
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperIn the spirit of the @KentuckyDerby, 4 cocktail recipes that really shake things up http://t.co/fawwhUiRJC
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraper"This is the day for anyone involved with horse. The dream is to win the Kentucky Derby, because there's nothing like it."- Billy Turner '77
Retweeted by MaisyFernandezDraperFriday am wake up: Dog chewing loud-ass Nylabone on the pillow next to my head. That Lucy Maureen Draper... good thing she's so cute.
5/2
2014
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