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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics.

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Happy first week on Kickstarter, @gameofkittens. THAT'LL DO, KITTEN. THAT'LL DO. http://t.co/RYsZ6Y0KCLToday http://t.co/wks0uAp8kj
1/27
2015
Headed to @cafemox tonight with @WhereTheHIsMatt and @danshapiro and we're gonna explode some kittens. http://t.co/w10iEslHOoThis is the only reason I have a Costco membership http://t.co/AuqZqfFTabHow to tell if you're about to make a really bad decision http://t.co/4f47cRvoSGThis one is for you, citizens of NYC http://t.co/rUnkQ9mDIzAlso, happy birthday to @elanlee, co-creator of Exploding Kittens. I hear he really loves bees. http://t.co/j2OyxwJy4UWe just hit 100,000 backers. https://t.co/ekf3GNq8WU http://t.co/2WZXgd8t7t
1/26
2015
My conception http://t.co/mgbRIwiY2oI think a lot of my younger readers haven't seen Aliens http://t.co/8yD1kHkganCOMIC: Look, I'm sorry I called you the B-word. http://t.co/msah4BZJ0A http://t.co/cWYJSO5jaJOne of my favorite quotes by Kurt Vonnegut, illustrated. http://t.co/njbbMoDoxO
1/25
2015
I was working on some NSFW cards for Exploding Kittens last night and I made an important discovery @gameofkittens http://t.co/eVe1T3Pw04Now, in one tweet: My @runnersworld profile of @Oatmeal, arguably, the most inspirational figure in running today. http://t.co/YzflJxRtAZ
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1/23
2015
THANK YOU. https://t.co/YMyRgwMXG7 http://t.co/tjvCHbGMMS@phil_torres They’re a silent guardian. Watchful protectors. http://t.co/3LMkyeurfXThis will definitely be in the deck. http://t.co/vwEtFnwZGK@PatrickRothfuss I made you a grilled cheese sandwich #7wordsI spent a few hours play-testing the game last night. Any suggestions for new cards? https://t.co/YMyRgwMXG7 http://t.co/blBzOIHicVOur reaction this morning when Exploding Kittens raised more money than Oculus Rift http://t.co/OJiqdz1hl7
Retweeted by Matthew InmanI hope you've got your spandex on, because it's time to STRETCH. https://t.co/1DLPVFcVXA http://t.co/TZC2t6ARXBThis company found my number and started cold-texting me this morning. FINALLY, THE BIG BREAK I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR http://t.co/Yi1ErxxlvD
1/22
2015
I’m liking the idea of an Exploding Kittens booth at PAX this year that has actual kittens milling about in it. @Official_PAXFound this in one of my old notebooks this morning. http://t.co/gdxs2yLWfDCurrent status http://t.co/QSRchlMfHe
Retweeted by Matthew InmanHold onto your butts, we just hit $2M! Thank you so much! And now... THE NSFW DECK HAS GROWN! https://t.co/xA3hAdG9qZ http://t.co/zCTiMbsphB
Retweeted by Matthew InmanTHANK YOU! https://t.co/x0I0VCLhAE http://t.co/WqbDZvQvZW
1/21
2015
Thank you. https://t.co/k0dH4zf9aw http://t.co/w7usXjO9kt"It's like UNO, except there are goats, magical enchiladas and kittens who can kill you." -@CNN http://t.co/DrVW48ajHU
Retweeted by Matthew InmanI think @Oatmeal might have even exploded @kickstarter because error if you try to pledge for Exploding Kittens http://t.co/v6w1X5qgbZ
Retweeted by Matthew InmanSushi and @gameofkittens to celebrate @elanlee and @Oatmeal's success. Yup, kids love it too! http://t.co/dqW8nbJPGO http://t.co/U8xNy9Hxmz
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@cmdrtaco Thanks Rob! Next time I’m in DC we should drink beer and play a game that involves weaponized pets@Oatmeal my daughter just started crying when I told her the name of your game.
Retweeted by Matthew InmanTHANK YOU! https://t.co/YMyRgwMXG7 http://t.co/mYnvYOkjFgI'm hoping I can corral @wilw and @PatrickRothfuss into playing some Exploding Kittens with me during the JoCo Cruise later this month.HOLY SMOKES! 1000% funded in our first hour! http://t.co/PwfoacUr5L
Retweeted by Matthew Inman$100k in less than an hour! 10x our goal amount. THANK YOU EVERYONE. I OWE YOU HUGS AND SANDWICHES. https://t.co/YMyRgwMXG7Just backed @gameofkittens on Kickstarter, because card games where I can be a dick + @Oatmeal + kittens = MAXIMUM JOY
Retweeted by Matthew InmanFollow @gameofkittens if you want to hear more about our card game and also more about sasquatches.@Oatmeal and @elanlee had a Kickstarter baby. It's 30 minutes old and fully funded... five times. https://t.co/7YPhCxe5bf
Retweeted by Matthew InmanAlso it has gone up $35,000 more than it was when I pledged. SIX MINUTES AGO. SLAY A BIT @oatmeal
Retweeted by Matthew InmanWE JUST HIT OUR GOAL! $10k in 8 minutesDear Internet, meet Exploding Kittens. A card game @Oatmeal @shanejohnsmall & I made just for you. https://t.co/YvgtwGAcXK @gameofkittens
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@squeakybb Mistakes were made. I’ve had too much coffee today and I’m vibrating with elation.BIG FANCY ANNOUNCEMENT: I helped create a card game and it's called Exploding Kittens http://t.co/c6tpaINe13 http://t.co/g5Sv0STZUQ
1/20
2015
Let’s hope #SB49 turns out like last year :D http://t.co/96S410JcOAThanks to the @Seahawks for the retweet yesterday. Kinda sorta made my night. http://t.co/bvNAaYRBW8Here's a little sneak peek of a project I've been working on. It launches tomorrow. I am so excited I might hurl! http://t.co/cCpvfbLAYX
1/19
2015
@Kyle_MacLachlan thanks! Love your work, too.@drwave make sure to let me know if you make it up hereHere we go again, #Seahawks http://t.co/hI4R5aNPIyBREAKING: Seismic activity reported in Seattle after 67,000 Seahawks fans collectively stop clenching their rectums
1/18
2015
#love http://t.co/iWTXHOdkmU
1/17
2015
Some thoughts on food. http://t.co/ubgNuaMvH4
1/16
2015
@melgray Not the interrobang‽@melgray A "mackbook" is an Irish guide to gettin it on@Oatmeal every animal is easy to draw when you start with balloon potato sausage as a foundation.
Retweeted by Matthew Inman@JhonenV he's kind of a sausage potato hybridFrom My Dog: The Paradox http://t.co/JOCNlqfwF3
1/15
2015
Should you buy a selfie stick? http://t.co/AYkIcJFOdU http://t.co/E7iMY1BDzz
1/14
2015
The word "moist" http://t.co/9J7PP5qrsKTrue love http://t.co/5T3jVgqvlJ
1/13
2015
@scumbag_au Read it again, but slowly this time.
1/12
2015
Currently watching Snowpiercer. No swords but plenty of axes and explosions. http://t.co/86lhdm1uIO
1/11
2015
THE RULES OF MY FAV GAME: 1. Attend a conference 2. Every time a speaker says "disruptive,"defecate on your lanyard 3. LOLOLOLOLololol!
1/9
2015
Especially relevant today. http://t.co/8orOSaVWhp http://t.co/mlv467a8lY
1/7
2015
The first rule of playing varsity softball is you and all your teammates must grab a pillow and go mill about the airport in your pajamasGrowing a beard http://t.co/PARWG9mUcC
1/6
2015
ICYMI: Six things I learned from driving in a Google self-driving car http://t.co/vOEOmTzKea http://t.co/NcnxR2AbodHow and why to use whom in a sentence http://t.co/Eo6oDD3116 http://t.co/uH33zmrEQO
1/5
2015
Hi I'm the worst (I swear I'm happy for you) http://t.co/AFty2MUueR
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1/2
2014
Today, illustrated. Full comic here: http://t.co/X7xVbZUWKD http://t.co/NcWUpZ3HrG
12/25
2014
Over the next few days, If anyone nags you about having kids, please refer them here: http://t.co/DfaXkpTMVE http://t.co/0RJhM7tbba
12/23
2014
COMIC: The primary difference between North and South Korea http://t.co/OnsYols0jO http://t.co/9cA3MPJvkT6 things I learned from riding in a Google Self-Driving Car http://t.co/vOEOmTzKea http://t.co/Z3rRmkbLzS
12/22
2014
@FreeCreeperHugs @LoadingArtist I <3 @LoadingArtist
12/21
2014
#serial http://t.co/au7MIO9KX0
12/20
2014
Can't wait to hear how this podcast ends http://t.co/ykT88ZIvpcI'm opening up a carpet store that also sells clocks gonna call it THE FABRIC OF SPACETIME#BooksIWantToWrite http://t.co/A5W4E9ybk3
12/19
2014
Instagram added some new filters and I #lovethem almost as much as I #loveyou http://t.co/rCHbj9EdBW http://t.co/MgNKkuGof3@ilana125 That’s the point of the joke
12/17
2014
Went to Trader Joes tonight and mistakes were made http://t.co/wq71jDtnIgThis is what 400 runners in Christmas lights looks like from an aerial drone @BeatTheBlerch http://t.co/JDAUgtJm6w http://t.co/EB2roxonCiSriracha candy canes are 50% off today. http://t.co/1VAeHH2dyI http://t.co/OlCjZU1ppv
12/16
2014
.@Oatmeal Love this amazon review of your running book. :) http://t.co/wKPn3SBHur
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12/15
2014
Bonus panel version here: http://t.co/oHoRZLJpKc http://t.co/GH5ZRlGRtyCitizens of Seattle: Come join me tonight free 5k/10k around Green Lake https://t.co/dPBz2qWI3R http://t.co/UQgFB5yW2f.@BillGates FTFY http://t.co/Tw7quobRK0
12/14
2014
.@CuteDute Covered that one back in 2009 http://t.co/vANLXgY4kS http://t.co/gEdlJfIskI@matiaskorhonen @StealthMountain haha..brilliant. This stealth mountain you speak of really -peaks- my interest!Addressing a little spelling pet peeve of mine http://t.co/CyL2TsPnZIHO HO HORHORHORHAHAAA http://t.co/3JsJd12Ict
12/13
2014
In the #Seattle area? Wrap yourself w/ #Holiday lights & run like the wind with @Oatmeal on Sunday! RSVP/deets here: http://t.co/CowvsxRKDJ
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12/11
2014
I got some hate mail about Jibbers Crabst. It got pretty heated, but in the end we both just needed to simmer down. http://t.co/vv5Z8YqHBq
12/10
2014
@Clownstain @karpantschof Truth is: I actually -really like Cormac McCarthy, but parodies are fun.Murakami and McCarthy go to Starbucks. Thanks @karpantschof. http://t.co/tWi7YNcgFgDo not follow the FSM he is a false prophet. Proof of Lord Jibbers http://t.co/t2BcfaLsss http://t.co/enKtwq2CGMThe second coming of Jibbers Crabst RT @UberFacts: Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed.
12/9
2014
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