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Brooke Hammerling @brooke ÜT: 40.724713,-73.997416

I work at @BrewPR, I love cheese & I am a supporter of @charitywater. For more: http://t.co/n3Sn7vx4w0

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Joined Twitter 8/6/07

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This carpet is indeed genius when u see it. It will take ONE year to remove. That's a lot of carpet. #Portland http://t.co/i006y1rSebYes or no Govn'r. Not hard. #discrimination #Indiana #politics #bullshit http://t.co/67Sxsk9mDU
Great weekend playlist RT @Roystonlangdon: Something for the weekend? β™« Roy's Top Twenty This Week Royston Langdon http://t.co/ATWAhM2to6The Rock 'n' Roll Casualty Who Became a War Hero http://t.co/ne23EgDnoq
Ok thanks to all for 24 hour Best Buy rec. Next question. Star Wars complete saga. Start with Phantom Menace OR the original A New Hope?Anyone know where to buy a blue ray DVD player in NYC at this time of night? Asking for a friend.Looking Back at a Travel Photographer's Adventures http://t.co/8ZwfF6maAX via @aboutdotme
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI have a GREAT idea. Going to start an on demand food delivery service. Any VCs out there who haven't invested in the 500 OTHER SERVICES?Breaking News: Amanda Knox and Ex-Boyfriend Are Acquitted of Murder by Italian Court http://t.co/DkKngQA0N5
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling@SG I am who I am. As in I'm a petulant 16 year old.@brooke I love when your tweets perfectly match your profile pic.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingYou are grown men. Stop vaping. You look ridiculous.@kevinroose SHAKE 'N BAKE BABY. SHAKE. AND. BAKE.Be a tech dude. Make a bajillion dollars in the Valley. Become Ricky Bobby. YOU CAN DO BETTER GUYS! http://t.co/d8r4mNJHEQIs #FF still a thing? Well if not, it is today. Please follow: @Roystonlangdon @BrewPR @DenaCook @Mariobatali @Lock because they are awesome@TheVeronicas @Spotify @Roystonlangdon there is #NOSHAME in that at all. πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹We just spent the past hour + a half at @Spotify πŸ’š BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY WITH @Roystonlangdon who we fangirled over without shameπŸ’ #SPACEHOG
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingThe importance of being able to tell your story-> An innovative, feminist sex toy just made crowdfunding history http://t.co/4sKPEdD2QVOh good I was all like it hasn't snowed in a while I really hope it snows this weekend. Thank you #NYC. #sarcasm http://t.co/iMjHQG58ROMy 2 addictions might marry. GREAT. -> Amazon in Talks to Buy Online Luxury Retailer Net-a-Porter http://t.co/wGUcT36azl via @bof
One of the great mysteries of the world will be why I'm not at Neil Diamond right now. A travesty.@brooke http://t.co/Qv1tbPwwkl
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling@sophrosenba all ok. Unclear If subway I was on stopped for that reason but cops in car with us had radios on. 6 train. Explosion on 2nd.@brooke check this out: https://t.co/wpkoZCIvRt http://t.co/NaR1OqPX0U
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingStuck on subway. Cops in car are being told explosion on 2nd Ave. Anyone know anything. #NYC@alex wait is responding on slack with emoji bad? Cause if that's wrong I don't want to be right. #customemoji cc @BrewPRToday I am in the Twilight Zone. So throw whatever you got at me, it would not shock me.
If I could get Buzzfeed to write a post 1/2 as long as this one on @joshconstine's hair... http://t.co/QThmJp2dF3"IPO isn't necessarily the end of the founder or his or her entrepreneurial spirit," says @ZachNelson #NetSuite #Inc http://t.co/L0zIgcp88d@dj I blame @wauckward #HARVESTTake that Schwab: Wealthfront to expand free tax-loss harvesting http://t.co/QtnfylAbfQ via @newsfromINThank you @davidmarcus for continuing to be awesome. #f8 #Facebook http://t.co/A6nnJu0FhIOur boy is all growns up! CC @m_millsey Digital data company Gracenote hires @ethank to run its music unit http://t.co/vvY5TItvbW by @pkafka@alexia Chamillionaire.A kind, sweet, super smart, savvy 39 year old billionaire who is also just a cool dude. Read about @sacca here -> http://t.co/izXwofSis6Love when companies use their @wordpressdotcom blog to announce news like @AugustSmartLock did today. http://t.co/kSAHrnkV0fAugust Raises $38 Million To Expand Smart Lock RetailΒ Availability http://t.co/lFslYAVvEN via @techcrunch #smarthome #IoT
I love when people next to me on the subway FaceTime. Even better when they don't use headphones.Happy birthday @shervin! Love @MssrPotato and me. http://t.co/f7Fyh8LYvSfrom the Verge - Yelp's app reviews are my favorite thing in iTunes http://t.co/9xhd1tuaZM via @verge@kevinjdelaney I rarely love what I need. Add brekkie to that list.Great story -> Security Scorecard Raises $12.5M for a New Way to Assess Security Flaws http://t.co/3Rzm1SqBGB via @WSJClient news! Security startup that reveals how secure your business partners are just raised $12.5M from Sequoia http://t.co/2xlZFo2vUz @sai
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling"The beautiful thing about such moments in life is that there is so much clarity" - I agree 100%. Angelina Jolie OpEd http://t.co/V1SY5gmDii
Sufjan Stevens' gorgeous new album is what grown-up emotional music should sound like http://t.co/AIBSqgWMpr via @verge@MarcBodnick Mark. I mean come on. #Cookieforever@cckarl true. But today I witnessed a barista legit try to bribe a heavyset person into pastries saying they would give them 2 for one.I think #Starbucks should discuss nutrition & health vs race. Hard to be noble when pushing 500 calorie pastries onto overweight people.I'm going to go ahead and vehemently disagree with mainstream media coining "unicorn" as a new term. It really is not new. At all.
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Juliet de Baubigny says she never felt discriminated against at Kleiner Perkins http://t.co/62RsmWPRxt via @NellieBowlesLoneliness is huge public health issue according to @TIME -we can all do our part. http://t.co/WZztx91xCC #justsayhello via @drsanjaygupta
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWhile I don't seem the amusement park type, gotta say Universal Studios in Orlando did an amazing job with Harry Potter world. It is wild.
Inspired by Austin and Spring Break.....You're Welcome! β™« Roy's Top Twenty This Week Royston Langdon http://t.co/Je2C7PNWHV
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Yep @Julie188: Suddenly, more tech workers want to get poached by Oracle (ORCL) http://t.co/CHiYZ4I1Ai #cloud cc @PeterSMagnusson @brooke
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingI feel Orange Tango fits both @brooke and @inafried as a drag name http://t.co/IDv4PnZmFz
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling@inafried @karaswisher @Square πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŒ΅πŸŒ΅πŸŒ΅πŸŒ΅πŸŒ΅πŸŒ΅πŸŒ΅πŸŒ΅@fmanjoo especially if you like the Thomas. Lots of those.I assure you @SAP, I have no interest & know no one who is interested in running Comms for you. I mean come on. #Oracle #NetSuite #NOTSAP@CCdip have fun in the snow tomorrow. #iquitNY
Everyone in Canada is so nice like they smile and are patient and have kind eyes. It has given me a migraine.@YinkaWrites be prepared to learn you are a black man and then talk about those feelings while ordering a triple venti latte.When a company gives the "ladies" free manicures to celebrate Int'l Women's Day. That company is led by men. #outoftouch #BeBetter#yeezyboost in the wild! They are actually adorable. http://t.co/KscRCwK0M8Oh THIS again. Why o why. #TEDPoker #Shhhhhh http://t.co/DZ1UwqgOBj
@brooke Would already be drunk had started before this last talk. Also, @brooke passing on Mars, waiting until we colonize tropical planet.
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingAnyone at TED or watching live @inafried & I starting a drinking game. Whenever a speaker mentions Elon Musk, u drink. U WILL DRINK A LOT.Guys LuLu Lemon is gonna be HUGE on Mars. HUGE. #TEDLoving the guy giving the TED talk on Elon Musk. I mean technically it is on Mars but Mars = Elon Musk who will save us all apparently.I like TED talks about whether or not there are aliens but what will really impress me is the TED talk where they introduce us to an alien.@msuster @Accel perhaps if all VCs had more women as peers then you would give one another more praise!! #justsaying@msuster @Accel in what world are you not supposed to say nice things about your peers??Well this is awkward. A moment I wish I had seen. #SXSW #diversity http://t.co/nf29W7QZ5k@MarcBodnick me too.I can't remember my best friend's phone number but damn straight I knew all these logos. Which is lame of me. http://t.co/wuUhZ3P5oc@ryanlawler It might be Ryan.@johnolilly JohnLilly you need a camera guy.
@laureltouby @zatlyn when I was told I could take a pair for my "man" it irritated me.#NotImpressed -> TED makes it clear men are their priority with "men only" gift bag items & no alternative for women. #outoftouch|LIVE NOW| #meerkat http://t.co/ymBtlDVqYK
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.@photomatt talks with @ryanleslie on creativity and open source in 20 mins, #sxsw! Still time to grab a seat: http://t.co/YDKbQXEnWA
Retweeted by Brooke Hammerling@Mariobatali Vancouver bound but I might be walking. 😞@JGfromOC ok fair. But not for being stuck on Tarmac for hour with no update from captain. No slack on that. :)@JGfromOC I know but they are still operating as a stand alone airline - ticket counters, etc. Cluster.Also @USAirways has a protected twitter account which is hilarious and on par with their brand. #USScareways@jaredhecht @ajs OOCWhat is more fun than sitting on Tarmac for 45 mins & counting waiting for a gate w/no update? Tell me @USAirways as I would love to know!@jaredhecht @ajs STOP talking Jared.@pkafka @michaelwolf so nice to see there is a good Michael Wolf in the world vs the other two we are stuck with.Moral dilemma. Didn't have a chance to get any BBQ while in Austin. 7:15AM do I hit up some Salt Lick at the airport?
@ethank @m_millsey that was 7 years ago. Wow. Wow.@inafried yay!@G3Partners sadly I'm in and out as I leave early AM. Apologies!GigaOm's demise seemed sudden. But the company had struggled with money for more than a year. http://t.co/pS8mGkTyv9 via @pkafka
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingThx @Refinery29 for a fun din last night & all who came! #r29stylebytes @brooke @MusaTariq @jetsetfarryn @DecodedLiz http://t.co/IMFXs8BY99
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Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingWell that was fast. Wouldn't have been PR strategy I would have recommended to Twitter. Could have done it a bit more eloquently. #meerkatScoopity scoop: Twitter is cutting off Meerkat's ability to access its social graph http://t.co/nr2cTPYN3a http://t.co/5Rn5bPXhS4
Retweeted by Brooke HammerlingMight not ever be able to top having a convo w/@CharlotteBeers 2day about my nail color and @BrewPR (in that order). #humbled #glassceiling@kevinroose @JoshConstine well it wasn't when we started. Not a known one.
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