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Consultant Developer. Specialist in user interfaces and interaction. Director @ Digitalgravy Ltd.

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Joined Twitter 5/13/08

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@DavidDarnes I was thinking that too!Are you fucking kidding me?! #youhadonejob http://t.co/3xDF0Iz4UrWhy does #Windows10 have 5 different context menu designs?! http://t.co/XMjSrTbw4w http://t.co/vQL1QAQPLciMac box is a trapezoid with the front 10° out of parallel with the back. Which means that if you have 36 of them... http://t.co/0IX8sZoXSO
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8/1
2015
@scottmkroberts it's tedious and pointless and duplication of work and quite literally a waste of money (I won't be doing it on my own time)seems legit. http://t.co/AyXRzvRRvb@scottmkroberts yeah - I send mine to the agency and they bill. The company wants me to also duplicate them on this system *AS WELL*@scottmkroberts it is full of ActiveX and alert messages :-/@scottmkroberts yep. Oh, and it's also *just* for adding timesheets.@scottmkroberts it's an internal corp site which requires A/D auth. VM needs stupid Citrix RSA Keyfob (which I don't have).That's right. I'm genuinely having to re-build Windows on a second machine in order to access a IE-only website. WTF developers?@version7 I wanna test it out with a Pineapple device...@version7 ah hush, you! :PWindows 10: “Automatically connect to suggested open hotspots. Not all networks are secure.” I'll have fun with that at the next @DPiPboro!I noticed some disturbing privacy defaults in Windows 10 http://t.co/BGWXd6n0KW (cmts http://t.co/aATXUvpoZP)
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreI don't normally read/trust/like the Mirror "newspaper", however this is spot on. https://t.co/tcQyp0S2jzHoly hell in addicted to Rocket League :-/
7/31
2015
@kersley @andyreedman @Jezzfolkes @Daly_Face @DavidDarnes @pixxel @andy_lamb @conor2step haha! True. I'm just glad I can still play Rocket L@kersley @andyreedman @Jezzfolkes @Daly_Face @DavidDarnes @pixxel @andy_lamb @conor2step What game for?@kersley @andyreedman @Jezzfolkes @Daly_Face @DavidDarnes @pixxel @andy_lamb @conor2step I feel like I'm missing out on something :( waaaah@Joffff Soon as I whitelisted FB on AB off it was super fast again!
7/30
2015
Windows 10's terrible installer http://t.co/z1qGWDRbw2 (cmts http://t.co/8yUypBWBoV)
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreI'm fairly certain Facebook is throttling browsers using AdBlock... (@getadblock)@iamkeir @studioromeo @Simpleweb nice!@mike_armstrong ah :(Hearing impaired baby monitor working! Thanks to Netduino, Windows Azure & Microsoft Band! @joebelfiore @scottgu http://t.co/vfIs8aprfj
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreDe Windows 1 a Windows 10 en un solo gif: http://t.co/a2ZxNpSONJ
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@mike_armstrong Prentis & Co in Milton Road are my choice :D http://t.co/tICyC2trDkhow to remember tar flags 🎏 tar -xzf 👈 eXtract Ze Files! tar -czf 👈 Compress Ze Files!
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7/29
2015
Come join me to #hack a #game in 24 hours! Eat pizza! Win cool prizes! https://t.co/ztc8bvrkaLHoly balls, the One Plus 2 has 4K video recording?! https://t.co/Ptsg54tP8i
7/28
2015
8-bit GIFs of Japanese life http://t.co/KWbLEVewyQ (cmts http://t.co/NphkULAvIM)
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@DavidDarnes hahaha! Yeah I know, I should've expected it. /facepalm@DavidDarnes yeah absolutely. tbf it's a very good article. I just got tripped up by the 3D differences between Safari and other webkit :-/@DavidDarnes yeah sorry I forgot my </sarcasm> tag :P@DavidDarnes haha! Because I have time to do extra work.. :(@DavidDarnes I know that article's old, but it mentions nothing about the way safari / webkit handles 3d transformations in z-index :(
7/27
2015
@version 7 I just took part in a #regex #competition: my score was 47659 (top 91% percentile) Grant would be proud! http://t.co/LEi2JejmAd
7/24
2015
G+ found their "download our app" interstitial caused 69% of users to abandon, rather than dl app or continue on site http://t.co/hApPtMO4vg
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreTake this to your PM, PO or EVERYONE, spread the word! Removing native blocker != less downloads. Only MORE traffic. https://t.co/O4z2Dajwjf
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreGuns summed up in one photo. http://t.co/jXlw197rEh
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreAd blocking is NOT theft. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.Seriously? Yeah, front end devs these days have a lot to answer for. https://t.co/nwy3ByTxYM
7/23
2015
@whoatemycrayons @LIZABOO_Blog that's why I was so convinced! Shoes, hair, everything! Same fashion style too! 😮@LIZABOO_Blog it's lush but I am convinced I've found your doppelgänger! 😕@LIZABOO_Blog are you in Los Iguanas in Cambridge Miss?@Joffff @TheLuxeCinema @DPiPboro Oh man imagine that! We'd need the entire cinema though! :D@TheLuxeCinema awesome! Thanks! Saw the last 007 at the Luxe (awesome) and can't possibly allow myself to miss it for SPECTRE! :D@TheLuxeCinema do you know when you might be releasing seating tickets for order for SPECTRE?
7/22
2015
Have you seen: https://t.co/SkC6uR6sHZ ? enjoy it at your workplace: http://t.co/HjAfNMx4zo #gandalf #europop #nod
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@whoatemycrayons I'll ask her! /cc @elmosarahSome high quality tolling: https://t.co/LMsAZN4Mq8
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreLOL The Verge blames mobile browsers for performing poorly on their bloaty, unoptimized site (300+ requests, 5.2 MB): http://t.co/Az6zwWMQcu
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreDropdowns should be the UI of last resort http://t.co/nWanZqsBcv #ux #ui #design http://t.co/l0PmgwIJYS
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7/21
2015
The definition of irony. @verge article about how the mobile web sucks: 4.3mb 271 requests 14/45sec w/ 3g on mobile http://t.co/kSH3MXi32V
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore*At a party* be cool, don't let them know you're a javascript object "So, what do you-" UNDEFINED IS NOT A FUNCTION
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@whoatemycrayons (in other news I'm still in Skype & Flowdock)@whoatemycrayons if they’re laced with an illicit drug I’ll take them!@whoatemycrayons crying in a hole after 'quite' the day...@version7 @mike_armstrong @seanuk Actually Bing ran the Yahoo ads (I was part of the team writing algorithms for them).
7/20
2015
A Practical Introduction to IoT Using Arduino, Node.js and Plotly http://t.co/ffsuEcEPDJ (cmts http://t.co/hNuaFmNuot)
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7/19
2015
TfL cautions users over pitfalls of Apple Pay http://t.co/MV9uDAIDZf
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@PTstephenB @Joffff @seanuk a season ticket for a year which is actually less than £1/day and it uses ANPR so no more searching for coins!@PTstephenB @Joffff @seanuk usual price of P&R car parking is £1 for 18 hours. 2 of us = 50p each for the day essentially. Plus we also have@PTstephenB @Joffff @seanuk no, £9/day for a car parked in the city centre. I park at the P&R for 50p / day (I car share with my wife).@Joffff @seanuk @peterboroughtel I do, but in Cambridge. It costs me 50p to park and cycle (per day), whereas my colleagues is £9/day.Client: What if no one gets it? Agency: We'll explain the gag in subhead C: Won't that ruin it? A: We'll use brackets http://t.co/2JUxbUM9YK
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7/16
2015
@seanuk - said no one, ever. ;)I just cried a little http://t.co/qkgInY4wFS
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7/15
2015
when a @marvel trailer leaks vs. when a @DCComics trailer leaks http://t.co/ZlvrhZQIBE
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7/14
2015
You cannot start a tweet with “D. Tusk” https://t.co/CRUfSbWaBG (cmts http://t.co/IvYPK8u6ES)
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7/13
2015
@version7 retweeted the brown haired man with a beard...Okay @Pebble, this is awesome. No charge, but still tells the time. 💙💚💛💜 http://t.co/fZdBfrFb88
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7/11
2015
@liz_e @seanuk holy pants. Bridge-ception...?Shazam is my favourite example of how to wreck a lovely, simple product by years of adding tiny, stupid features. http://t.co/KyWtAEHKry
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@seanuk hahaha :P@seanuk sounds like my Mum’s house! :(@seanuk @liz_e ahhhh ok. That sucks :(@seanuk @liz_e if you've got ADSL Max you should be able to get ~5MBit, although you're probably on IPStream: https://t.co/p5QzHpJZGI@Joffff @liz_e yeah that's a good choice. We're tempted but we literally don't watch live telly anymore. in 6 months we watched 3 hrs.@seanuk @liz_e :( Any plans for an upgrade you're aware of?@seanuk @liz_e ASDL? https://t.co/MFJTtpnV2Z@TalkTalkCare Thanks for the concern, but I was a customer of yours many years ago and had a bad experience. I'm sure its different now.@seanuk @liz_e Yeah, absolutely. I wouldve rather had stayed with Sky too, but BT still held the rights to the line. Whats the best you get?@seanuk @liz_e TT Home - we had it at one point. They charged us more than they should've per month (duplicated bills).@liz_e @seanuk @helloimtom (as a side note we don't use telly - just Netflix, and my experience with TalkTalk was horrific).@liz_e @seanuk @helloimtom I went from ~30MBit to 89.9MBit by replacing it with a Billion 8800nl: http://t.co/KLMY3Dd3Ah@liz_e @seanuk @helloimtom We've got BT Inifinity (new VDSL2 version) and I agree it was atrocious, until I replaced the HomeHub!
7/10
2015
Hijacking the scroll wheel? Yeah stop doing that.Do you want to be seen or not mate http://t.co/m6VijjlnDV
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7/9
2015
We live in a world where even trash cans can kernel panic. http://t.co/5iNwob2806
Retweeted by Stuart Elmore@version7 running from inside an ssh as root it works fine but as another user with sudo it returns: cannot execute binary file@version7 bud, do you know how to trigger an upstart command from a sudo user from a remote ssh cli? I'm trying sudo start application :(
7/8
2015
@whoatemycrayons sorry - was nursing a sick patient :( Are you around tonight?
7/7
2015
@version7 hahahahaa@version7 that is a very good point - but what if you were being paid to write docs?SUPER AWESOME WOMEN MUST NOW RETURN TO THE KITCHEN BECAUSE WOMEN. http://t.co/TXNq5Kooj2
Retweeted by Stuart ElmoreFor all my London based buds: https://t.co/PKhecGhIdf :'(@Joffff touché.@Joffff J00m-what-now?
7/6
2015
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