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Eric Falcao @efalcao Austin, TX

CTO, Spredfast

216 Following   1,453 Followers   3,007 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/27/07

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@SirFern what's your plan here? Molotov cocktails? Going full Howard Hughes and using these for urine? http://t.co/GCeiU8q76p
7/31
2015
@draughthouse what's the food situation for tonight?
7/30
2015
@bretthoerner @owiber what a letdown. he didn't even try it.
7/29
2015
John Oliver's eye-opening, haunting segment on mandatory minimum sentences for drugs http://t.co/6a5eN2CmM7 http://t.co/Rs5WVlRKAU
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7/28
2015
@mthreat https://t.co/k62XQC33UTOH: "How many shitloads are in a fuckton again?"
7/6
2015
We are hosting our first event in Texas at @CapitalFactory. Don't miss out! https://t.co/EtZRGvlE9D
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6/30
2015
@bretthoerner I'm intrigued.
6/25
2015
@bretthoerner putting crawfish out of their misery
4/25
2015
@mperham 1833762 so early :)@bretthoerner I'm very quotable@isaach i just can't let go. I need to be more like your avatar ;)Because of Project Fi, I'm considering getting a Nexus 6. OTOH, why would I want pagerduty alerts to look any bigger?
4/24
2015
@bretthoerner I bought a bottle of mead and @elliefalcao didn't like the taste much. Had to pick up the slack :)@bretthoerner first time I've gone. The rest of the family has gone before. Fun times... Glass blowing, funnel cake, mead.@bretthoerner yes, pretty much. Being driven back to Austin right now. You there?@bretthoerner I'm so drunk on mead right now@ShackTaco so much ice, so little beverage :( http://t.co/TneucKR74B
3/29
2015
@isaach unintended consequence of reinforced cockpit doors :(
3/25
2015
@SirFern I see you. You are so close. Setup for success!@SirFern btw I am old and lame and got on stage with her in vegas. Your move...@SirFern I see the emmy dancing. Take her all the way to the stage dude.
3/15
2015
Started typing "when does pope" to see when pope does mass in Rome. Google popped in "when does Popeye's in Georgetown open." Still laughing
Retweeted by Eric Falcao@bdainton those pickles are so damn good. Wahhhhhhh
3/11
2015
Apparently Hillary was just getting @pagerduty alerts http://t.co/h7lLuYMVhy
3/6
2015
Pleased to announce that we've raised $24 million in growth financing with support from Silver Lake Waterman. http://t.co/SsKu8AjaMi
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3/3
2015
World: "you look so nice today." Me: "I had a hole in my jeans and these slacks were closest"
2/27
2015
The "malfunctioning" automated paper towel dispenser is proof that one day machines will enslave us all.
2/23
2015
@elliefalcao just ordered you one for valentines day. http://t.co/f8nmSOZWaU
2/13
2015
cheeky test tuesday http://t.co/xnLt6k1zzM
2/10
2015
@cra yikes.
2/6
2015
@bretthoerner found it! that magic moment http://t.co/DpkqtM3lxtCurrent email search query. There's gold in here /cc: @bretthoerner http://t.co/0TTMYxWxrB
2/4
2015
@bdainton Almanac?
1/27
2015
I don't always code in production, but when I do, I rely on RAM to keep serving up the files I accidentally deleted. *facepalm*
1/26
2015
Anderson's first hockey game :) http://t.co/VtG5ebbzyF
1/23
2015
@gkap8 "seriously y'all, Portuguese people are SO UGLY" #neverforget
1/15
2015
I want to be like @bsdphk when I grow up.
1/7
2015
@bretthoerner your streams got disabled yesterday. lots of nagios and pagerduties :)
1/5
2014
6 things I learned from riding in a Google Self-Driving Car http://t.co/vOEOmTzKea http://t.co/Z3rRmkbLzS
Retweeted by Eric FalcaoNext level in startup benefits: cryopreservation.
12/22
2014
I had no idea that cookie/popcorn/waffle days are so important to people.Soaking up the holidays with @elliefalcao http://t.co/zfkSQmAnvt
12/17
2014
@lizwinks @elliefalcao @bdainton And yes, I can still talk algorithms after midnight.@lizwinks @elliefalcao @bdainton Hamming edit distance too small. I just throw my hands in the air in these situations@lizwinks @bdainton Faillll
12/14
2014
#1: A 'win-win’ is when I beat you twice.
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12/13
2014
this guy has been waiting forever to do this http://t.co/BEOWVvn4B1
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12/11
2014
@isaach thank you for everything! Don't be a stranger. Enjoy your funemployment!
12/9
2014
@beaktor @bretthoerner @mswain http://t.co/HVbnxgT8L4
12/8
2014
It pisses me off when songs disappear from google play music. Makes it really clear that I'm just borrowing music. Grrrr
12/6
2014
@nerdynyss I think Sylvia needs to be exited from this world by firing squad and then cremation. PARTY! /cc: @bretthoerner@kpmorris @carlyadams86 http://t.co/oRPuEAM4ua
12/3
2014
I was in fine form yesterday. @byronreese: "How many 10 min buckets in a year" Me: "Broadway can help. 525600 minutes" (sung, naturally)@cra that's the world telling you to go to europe :)
12/2
2014
Last minute Thanksgiving trip with @elliefalcao and kids: AUS πŸš™ DFW ✈ ORD ✈ LHR πŸš„ CDG ✈ JFK πŸš• EWR ✈ DFW πŸš™ AUS!
12/1
2014
@beaktor these kids better start lifehacking now that they are used to traveling in style :) http://t.co/mYe9hSryXa
11/23
2014
@SirFern @JillJHaller @katiemdaly @NevanHadfield @ralphtice @tgrochowicz I favorite anything drake related.
11/22
2014
@TXLord 4th floor puppy still sleeping, bathroom closed for cleaning. Same old same old.
11/20
2014
Capturing the true spirit of Thanksgiving by taking a trip to London. Objective: say "AWESOME" as much as possible (the locals love that)
11/19
2014
@tgrochowicz @bdainton imagine a world where... http://t.co/VvuQfTJjzX
11/17
2014
@isaach we're going to tulum in December :) rustic, but beautiful with calm waters
11/15
2014
@katiemdaly @lizwinks she's the worst!@bretthoerner you're kind of a big deal@bretthoerner there you are in the #LuceneSolrRev keynote. "Pushing the Limits" @Spredfast http://t.co/856LDmFXpM
11/14
2014
@jstrassburg great talk! Does one need to account for bias in weights that are already in production when it come to positive interactions?@efalcao @katiemdaly does this count as a cute pic?Talk nerdy to me http://t.co/D9JkS0JvHy@ralphtice @bretthoerner drink a shot of coffee every time you hear the word innovation during a morning keynote.@beaktor @bretthoerner the mrops team is a vain bunch, after all. We love putting our cupcake smashed faces on social media @ralphtice :)@ChrisMatyszczyk this world doesn't deserve such a fine anthropologist. The comforting robot left me hopeful for our future, however@beaktor @bretthoerner must read, scathing article, includes robots: http://t.co/fJJqP7HiBx@beaktor @bretthoerner 1st time I saw a selfie stick: "hello fans, I'm in the registraion line at SXSW, as you can see the line is short..."First impression looking at #LuceneSolrRev schedule: @Bloomberg does amazing things with search.
11/13
2014
@ejwood79 @lizwinks woof. I prefer this: Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―@lizwinks that was @bdainton's evil plan. I was clueless, per usual :) Happy anniversary!Overheard: "Do you know how many pairs of pants I've ripped to get this good at ping pong?"
Retweeted by Eric Falcao@bdainton FWIW the answer is two pairs and it happens to build character.@bdainton that guy sounds like an idiot.@bretthoerner i lost it when smarf crawled for the button. So avant garde #TooManyCooksQueso Coma /cc: @elliefalcao @TrudysTexMex
11/11
2014
So glad I met @bdainton 7 years ago this month. Started with me walking in for an interview a day early. Great hackweek! #spredfast #sappy
11/8
2014
@amirocks @benmckown I can't believe I missed this talk!Ladies and Gentlemen: @spredfast @bdainton #SPREDFASTGIFS http://t.co/XcneNWZIgJ
Retweeted by Eric FalcaoMost popular words during @Spredfast #hackweek presentations? "SHIP IT!" Cc @efalcao
Retweeted by Eric Falcao@bretthoerner how are they catching these people?@gmail the new android app adds an extra tap to switch accounts :( :( :(Both Silk Road operators had Texas / San Francisco connections. Perfect intersection of technology & libertarianism?@wurvous I'm headed there in a month!OH: "I haven't been to a meeting in about 4 months" victory: keeping engineers doing what they do best
11/7
2014
Intense debate on hackweek voting. http://t.co/GCN5Hewqi3@wisconstipated Bourbon emergency!Ladies and Gentlemen: @hugetiny #SPREDFASTGIFS http://t.co/TX0FqSVtzL
Retweeted by Eric Falcaoβ€œ@SpredfastGIFs: What have you done?! @efalcao #SPREDFASTGIFS http://t.co/dApozwNs4J” #HACKWEEK
11/6
2014
fun! The Lego Senate is the only Senate election tracker you need http://t.co/JpTMlSfdsd via @mashable h/t @AnthonyQuintano
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11/5
2014
@bretthoerner first run of a 1-day index on the new EMR (Eric Manuel Reduce). 80% cheaper, 0% chance of success #hackweek
11/4
2014
Prepared a very euro tailgate lunch for F1 today: Peroni, Jamon-Buerre sandwiches, olive & lupini mix! http://t.co/XfX0RLEtSj
11/2
2014
Candy everywhere! (Beer is mine) http://t.co/4i6kEQe6uHWinner. #OculusRift http://t.co/1bFEOnET8H
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10/31
2014
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