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Erin Markey @ErinMarkey New York, NY

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i think i'm scaring the people at this law firm doing impressions of people who spill food all over themselves while making struggle noisesPowersuit Baby 2016 http://t.co/EzLp7a8UkA via @thecutme challenge #thedress to ice bucket challengeif i had a tail fin i'd be slapping the floor nonstopSuch a beautiful feature on #trans elders by @thisisjorge on @ThisIsFusion http://t.co/dVdArKexkK http://t.co/nGizNoHG2o
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Standing sad in clearance valentine aisle at CVS carrying 40 super tampons. slumped over stuffed frogs. Behind me its full price easter.Mature cheddaron F train this morn: crammed up against a guy reading a Hamilton review in the New Yorker with an accidental pube bookmark tween the pages
i just drank an entire brown bottle's worth of Vitamin D drops. JK but i looked at one at Amazon and found out it's net worth
cool thing abt #TheBachelor : it's a place 4 unapologotic exhibitionists 2 fully express themselves. It's big of Disney 2 embrace fetishwatching an actual television and observing that 100% of commercials aren't for GEICO. Should I buy tckts to Lion King? Not sure how 2 dealI guess I just liked the grammy controversies better@AndrewAndrew date night?@AndrewAndrew eating taco salad, thinking of you.the most powerful moment of the Oscars was the ITW witch clip. it spoke a little more sincerely 2 wage equality & I stand by that.I wish they would have let Ashley S host the oscars
Tend to MY daughter pleaseJonathan Taylor Thomas Fan Club President Steps Down After 21-Year Term: http://t.co/IBFwovt26v http://t.co/LOolfVR5w0
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyI told you Peter Pan Live would win.Lady Gaga vs Julie Andrews #Oscars2015 #Oscars http://t.co/4fj2RWRqfG
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyDo u think they will makeout like madonna and britney@michaelcavadias http://t.co/AJGuXLe1vvI want anna kendricks to be my ASMR queenI voted for peter pan live in every category and now i'm worried i'm not gonna win :(@maxjenkinsyall also am I to believe that meryl is a legal sex in californiaWe need to be grateful for what meryl just didAre there LED lights in his nipplesAn old man helped me across the black ice last night.
My printer tries hard and wants to do well and that is what counts.Marketing wise, do you think I should name my new band nirvana or just do something like erin#FiftyShadesOfGrey mostly read to me like a 2 hour Bachelor/Batman inspired Apple commercial geared toward Seattle tourism.@AnthonyBLSmith let's milk this@AnthonyBLSmith yesh!!
@JustinSayreCHM @GayCityNews @KleaBlackhurst @MissMollyPope @benrimalower @JoesPub it's a sign. we need to groundhog day that show.
@andrewnielson mmm@richmaxwell hahahahahaThis #fratsister just ordered a Double Daddy@ThinkFord1st nursery ideas@ThinkFord1st oooh i wanna name an album or my first child Nasty SprinklesIf you are against naming our IVF twins Righty Tighty and Leftt Loosey then I am going to have to swipe leftNew Podcast! Live from our living room w/ @ErinMarkey, Niko & a studio audience! https://t.co/3Q7vjbf4CR
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Starting development on a new reality series called Santa Makeout and looking for backers LMK #OKi've been asked 2 ghostwrite a book for rick santorum should i do it the pay is not good but they told me you learn a ton about ghostwriting
@FeldmanAdam eh. that beggin commercial and the half second of maya angelou singing on the in memoriam tribute walked away with the crown@FeldmanAdam @tanyaodebra adam don't even bring it up. i am so full of worms all i can do is can them and put them in my bomb shelter.#robyncrawfordit should be part of the rules that they have to honor whitney houston every year otherwise i don't get the point of any of thisi think the patriots are gonna win btwi think you should have to put your lesbian performance art time in before you hit it big not after@perfectlildani hahahahahahahahahahaha great now i'm going to lose my jobi heard christine baranski and beyonce are doing something together tonight because jay z is watching blue ivy@perfectlildani i wasn't pleased with itis this the frasier theme song or notShe sounds great and looks good but @katyperry is wearing @solangeknowles wedding dress #Grammys2015 http://t.co/rnehxVKbYc
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyShe forgot to sing this part http://t.co/KfOfWqqj7LMISSY WHERE ARE YOUcue lenny kravitzremember when evil woman was playing and paul mccartney was having an out of body experience until he noticed the camera on himdo you think this arrangement of happy is on the fifty shades of grey soundtracki thought happy peaked in 2009 i'm scaredi heard ani difranco and david copperfield were going to do a surprise duet@Honorable_Worf ambitiously straight and way smarter about it for good and for illI think a lot of straight men from San Francisco are Adam LevineWorking with a coder right now on a hookup app called lesbian shame #2019BREAKING: sandy duncan voiced the characters Firefly and Applejack in the original My Little Pony film and tv series
@dereksasquatch go back to alaska@dereksasquatch why do u hate americaSo weird: Cell Phones From 1982-Today http://t.co/wbEt8aYUnE
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@dangerfishback please be careful with me i'm sensitive and i'd like to stay that way@dangerfishback hahaha did u find any of my hairs on the chair u r sitting in@ColeEscola @bridgeteverett @robinlordtaylor have you considered the name Mingle? just as far as visualizing a socially healthy dog
there is no I in team and also there is no me in iphone so lets get out there and play some ball and pay some billsI told my therapist that I'm getting really sick of nostalgia but i remember a time when i used to be terrified to use exclamation points.do you think i should put a pool in this subletted room or just get a hot tub or a trash can with a lidpullquote my body@bridgeteverett my friend's parents are going@bejohnce i would love for this to be my winter experience as right now it's a lot of spiderette solitaire on the G train@bejohnce i looked it up: a teenage boy who awakens naked in a forest outside Seattle w/ no more abilities than a newborn & no belly button@bejohnce is this an XY joke about masturbating or not@bejohnce please advisei have a pair of comps i unfortch can't use to go to @benrimalower 's @BadWithMoney show at the Duplex tonight! first come first serve. LMKTrayvon Martin immortalized by mural in Detroit. http://t.co/lmbeuB5cI7
Retweeted by Erin MarkeySue me but Bobbi Kristina's imminent death has an A to C relationship to homophobia and you can ask my lawyers whydo you think the person who conceptualized the board game Chutes and Ladders has a daily meditation practice or not
Yo NYC come hang out w/ me + @theferocity @strandbookstore next week! A @TimeOutNewYork Critic's Pick: http://t.co/uzFpwhkBCK
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does any body want to walk over to the jacob javitz center with me and see if they are auditioning any competition reality shows.i guess i'm just like should i tell my period tracker app about this or not cause i don't want to cause drama
@JustinSayreCHM @ColeEscola the papardelle challenge on Masterchef Junior Season 2@NOTCHRISTYLER my dad told me on family vacation while we were watching mariah carey on the today show that the key 2 success is reinvention@ColeEscola @JustinSayreCHM or a soft water resistant ball that jingles!the level of insecurity I operate on is reading and following directions for lighting candles.remember when taye diggs started following you on twitterwant 2 ensure if i have kid it will make me pic with the letters m, o, and m scrawled on it somewhere but how can i guarantee it's a gamble
the concept of owning a team is really weird. i wouldn't say no if someone gave me a team 4 christmas or something but i wouldn't feel greatBoth coaches make-out to compensate
Retweeted by Erin Markeydon't want 2 get overly technical 2 people who don't get ftball but the o-rings on my braces used 2 b the exact colors of seahawk's uniforms💖MOON CLITORIS MEDITATION💖
Retweeted by Erin MarkeyI'm confused. Commentator said #performanceart but i don't see that it's trending on the list. but Pierce Brosnan is trending.WHAT I JUST HEARD THE COMMENTATOR SAY "PERFORMANCE ART"
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