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Seattle. Princeton seminary grad 2008, straight ally of the gays, former Christian minister, now agnostic maybe? Proud uncle.

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Here's the take-home again @RickSantorum @billmaher from climate journal & Guardian summary article.
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinThis is how fast the space probe is. (Via Sippingin, Reddit)
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@anylaurie16 I think it happened once but it was in Seattle or some weird place far away
@johnkeatley the Getty!!Good job, good effort
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinRussell Wilson: Magic water healed me Media: not ok RW: ok, magic sky wizard healed me Media: that's beautiful and true.@CNBC buttsecks?Fishing last night was on fleek af (that's what the kids say right?) @PeterJohnsonYea @JaredStanger lolThe best scripture verse meme ever? I think maybe...
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@anylaurie16 I'm going through my matches on match and saying "nope, I bet she doesn't even have Twitter..."@cloudypianos it sounds so passive on your part. Try "I want to fuck you" instead.@AceOfSpades2007 @given2tweet @thuckabeedds @carpetscott I've always wondered this as well...that's pretty funny actuallySomeone finally stopped @UsainBolt​ after he wins the 200 meters in 19.55 seconds in #Beijing2015 hehehe (he's ok)
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@adamfeuerstein yes, approve them both and let market settle it. What parent would opt for Drisa? None. Etep going to crush.
Kim Jong Un is coming for the shorts... $SRPT you post something on Facebook and your conservative christian friends start to argue or panache@whoisjoserivera ah, that's what I feared- thanks@whoisjoserivera this game on TV or what?@SoundersFC why isn't the game on TV in Seattle? Kinda hard to be s fan when game is never onOut of respect to the victims, their families and colleagues, and our viewers, we are postponing tonight’s episode.
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinThe previously filmed season finale of Mr. Robot contains a graphic scene similar in nature to today’s tragic events in Virginia.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@UofA @UW adorbs@AP and Jesus said unto them: "they will know you by how you exclude people from your groups. Amen".
@ChuBailiang China's economy is "Google search"?? I knew it!@billmaher people are starving in North Korea....they haven't seen 50 subs since subway left South KoreaI quit smoking cold turkey 1 year ago but sometimes I still get the urge to go into fridge and light up a slice
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@realstevepool pooping in the dress
@dougheuringaria I'm actually really surprised. I thought most of the recent price action was short covering...that's great!@AmConsumerNews so many pop up ads blocking the site content...yuckCats are magnificent creatures.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@CNBC I didn't see "really hot girl that wants to climb over cubicle wall" on the list though...@HistoryInPics man, Steve Martin looks so happy there@WallStJesus @CNBC Cant wait for these PUT sweepers to fucking panic in about 48 hours.@greblok last chance to cover lol
Lol. I've been waiting for $SRPT for 2 years. It finally has opportunity to go nuts and the market does this??@mcelarier I've thought the same thing too. Eerie comparisonPreseason football games...manAnd this is why you don't draft your fantasy team before Sept. Sucks about Jordy...😕@NWDeKay @DavisHsuSeattle lol@RyanDivish it's sort of like a Facebook post where your semi racist uncle gets political. More embarrassing than anything.@RyanDivish man, do you ever read the comments sections of your articles? The idiocy by some people is strong.
@AP good, good. Now gently rub it back and forth and kiss it on the end.@JaredStanger throwing darts at a board?@MLGerig that 4 pitch walk tho@MLGerig and make it as ugly as can beI still love Mr. Robot and will trust the process, but that last episode got a little close to full on jumping the shark.
I'm assuming the people that think Brock Huard is a good announcer also think Dave Sims is a fantastic MLB announcer. Have you heard him?@TheMikeSalk he's awful. He talks and talks and never stops his sentence. Smart yes. Bad announcer voice/cadence though."Hi, do you guys sell reams of lies and garbage?" "Uh yeah, right over here" Brock Huard, not so much.Brock Huard is literally worse then Lou Holtz.So Brock Huard is calling the @Seahawks preseason games on TV? Please tell me he's not doing regular season! He drones on and on and on and+$20,000,000
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinEVERYBODY PANIC!@given2tweet clearly safety is found in $MNKD and 20 pack boxes of chicken mc nuggets
Vet: your horse is lame. Me: *looks at horse through window* he looks fine? Vet: *cleaning his glasses* he's a fucking loser Dave.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@CNBC the weather, death rate and massive protests, on the other hand, just mightBreathing Beijing’s air is the equivalent of smoking almost 40 cigarettes a day
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@ChrisRRegan I was thinking the same thing...I will never understand Lip Synch Battles. Why are you impressed by standing and fake singing? It's gotta be a weird niche thing@matthewherper @acretin @Carolynyjohnson I mean from my personal experience it's a problem for EVERY woman. Lol@given2tweet he just looked at his IB account today and threw upJuly 2015 was the warmest month ever recorded for the globe, according to records dating back to 1880 - NOAA
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@Creflo_Dollar you are a complete fraud and a douchebagWait. Creflo Dollar has "followers"? People give that douchebag money?? Might as well throw your cash in the trash.@AstroKatie agree except when you make a living telling people what marriage must look like- and then you clearly don't follow it yourself@LIVESounders @SoundersFC this game on TV or what?? Can't find it@colinokeefe agree, but what then? Does he come back? Do Hawks panic and give in?
I always remember it being the #BerenstainBears because I always thought it was funny that it was spelled that way.@SadHappyAmazing @Learn_Things weird that she is "distracted" by a building that's clearly been on fire for 10 minutes already@CBSLA @anylaurie16 that's not a kid, that's a THUG@AshleyLolaRyan @TimBritton lol I say let the Sox have him #dodgedabulletDamn Luke watches standup?@PatDoneyNBC5 @NBCDFW shots galore.any sale is a back to school sale if you're [deep sigh] if you're facing away from a school
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@minakimes Carlos Peguero involved in this leagues by chance?@JoeVeyera @Gawker it's so tiring...and its lazy journalism. "Change is bad" is a poor rally cry.@sapphireguy15 lol no it's just a pet peeveHey can we stop shaming fat women and men with small dicks? If someone is a douchebag, don't shame that body- shame their behavior.@Gawker the jobs and businesses around SLU are just so awful. I wish it were all abandoned shops like before :(@YahooFantasy lol now it signed me up for a league and is drafting for me...I'm not playing in that league ¯\_(ツ)_/¯@YahooFantasy basically makes finding my teams/draft info as hard as possible. Why so hard to navigate the page?
I'm 5'10"- nearly every girl on match says they are looking for at least a 5'10" guy (often 6' or up). What do 5'8" guys do? Give up??Holy crap. @whoismrrobot was phenomenal this week. What a show. Seriously $MNKD??Score card from last year. #FTP #StateViolence
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@ProspectInsider @SonicsFan20 Rizzs on the radio explaining it makes sense because Lomo is "great" against Hamels. LolLeaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@carpetscott bought two of those last week for 8$ each. Easy moneyToday I found a really big Eiffel tower on the Sun, about 7 earth diameters high. #Sun #solarpower #EiffelTower
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Most of us here know @fatjew is shit, but your FB friends might not. Help them. I wrote this, use or write your own!
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@johnkeatley @samthemovie @ItsRamiMalek @whoismrrobot best show on TV"I like rooting for people that grew up as giant rich assholes" -people that like golf, probablyAnt: I found this book of what humans call us. I'm an ant Dung Beetle: What am I called? Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels
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A cancer has cancer. Oops, I mean, Jimmy Carter has cancer. Same diff. #tcot #gop #JimmyCarter #ACancerwithCancer
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