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seattle childrens hospital, Princeton seminary grad 2008, straight ally of the gays, former Christian minister, now agnostic maybe? Proud uncle.

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Haha- I bid $8 on Denard Robinson in waivers- he went for $34! I thought I was bidding too much at $8!!@daverichard does he have a case of the fumbles?[duck in bar] Pour it tall man "Long day?" Wife left me. She took the kids "Oh" worst of all she cleared the bread cabinet *bartender gasps*
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@AdamSinger @rushtonjdr I've noticed the longer play call option have gotten way more expensive in the past two weeks@busylizards Interviewer: wots yr biggest weakness? Me: I'm too honest Int: honesty is a stren... Me: I DONT GIVE A DAMN WAT U THINK!@busylizards who else can vouch for my sexual deviancy and pony boy professionalism??@SirGuyGisbourne hahaha..he didnt even use a gun, he used a banana@FascinatingVids @Fascinatingpics that bed needs to be made though
@busylizards haha...trying to get a new job and a lady!@Curtis_Crabtree horrible call@realDonaldTrump Obama invented EBOLA! We must stop him! He's gonna ruin all the cheese sandwiches. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆPhillip Rivers is so demonstrative...it's actually hilarious.@bradloncar this is how I feel every day about all my stocks@given2tweet oh man, he is awesome!Can anyone recommend a good job recruiting service here in Seattle? Looking to get out there.
@AngmilanoMilano what the fork...Had a great conversation about careers and using a recruiting firm tonight. I'm interested. Now I gotta find a recruiting firm in Seattle.@talktoskirt @fcleff69 I think that's kinda hot@23Chromz either we are all idiots or we will enjoy such a great squeeze one day@AdamSinger nice@talktoskirt does she work for the bank? #obligatoryHad my first ever prostate exam today- holy crap that was the oddest feeling ever. Felt like I was going to pee the whole time.@TDUByourBUD @PeterJohnsonYea @busylizards @candacemonique @kcmorganuw I truly did put that pussy on a pedestal
@ProFootballTalk no shit@TDUByourBUD @PeterJohnsonYea @busylizards @candacemonique @kcmorganuw guys my tinder date is going well http://t.co/XVQEpTWeuW@DLoesch @ChrisWarcraft @AdamBaldwin yes, my right to dangerous toys is MORE important than a woman's right to vote.Pleased to announce I've finally been able to quit my day job to concentrate on publishing my magazine full time! http://t.co/McDUPGwqxn
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@davidjchie hahaha...I was just kidding@davidjchie "sexual fondling is generally frowned upon in the workplace"They couldn't find my veins at my worksite tb blood draw? What?? I work at a hospital and have normal veins...@realstevepool talking in an elevator@bradloncar #BioTwitterWS Royals in 5- can't stop this momentum!!@bradloncar Royals in 5- can't stop momentum!@LookoutLanding what about converting him to Islam?Renee Zellweger is trolling us so hard right now@ProFootballTalk cart before horse- who's throwing him the ball?IMHO, Richard K Morgan killed it with the Dark Defiles. Although I wish he would bring back Takeshi Kovacs ๐Ÿ˜ž@TDUByourBUD @PeterJohnsonYea @busylizards @candacemonique @kcmorganuw I'm still trying to figure out why Missouri is considered the west@yeahitsmejenna it's like a larger version of a penis6EQUJ5
@nicoletweetsand yeah it comes off as preachy@warmone2 you might be my favorite crazy person on twitter@ShanSossamon oh hey gurl@nicoletweetsand im sober and I would never write a damn post about it...So mark Driscoll bullies people, commits fraud and abuse, isolates anyone who disagrees with him- and we are supposed to feel bad for him?Nothing against Oscar de la Renta, but why is this breaking news? Will no one step up to offer medium quality suits?@PeterJohnsonYea @busylizards @TDUByourBUD @candacemonique @kcmorganuw nice pass Payton@fbgchase @FieldGulls @NateSilver538 good! Maybe they can play better now?@lampfall_1 @Chris_Fetters woof!!
@mm3813 @JasonLaCanfora totally agree@JaredStanger the problem is there will be no accountability with this@mm3813 @JasonLaCanfora Hawks have just as many injuries. Both teams playing poorly.My boobs are real but the tops of my feet are implants.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@JaredStanger I listened to the radio preface show for SNF and they even said the play was reviewed and came up Rams ball. I almost lost itSo wait- is the problem that the Duracell batteries in Russell Wilson's headset had died?@sharkbiotech exactly@sharkbiotech don't people pay $AAPL an extra $100 all the time for everything? Why would this be different?SEA facing typical "year after" adversity. Teams take more risks against. Injuries. Officials. Locker room. Response is what matters.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@DStephensScout @DavisHsuSeattle THIS@amber_kmh @TheLordisJesus is Jesus a creepy twitter stalker?@busylizards @PeterJohnsonYea @TDUByourBUD oh my god that is horrifyingFinal penalty totals: 10 on Seattle, 2 on St Louis. Plus the non-review fumble.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@Deadspin @JoyTaylorTalks nfl got their result I guess@SandoESPN yep@ProFootballTalk stupid@cougsgo shouldn't have gone for two...no question involvedLie holy should not be ejected. Red was on is back. Smh@SungrazerComets pics??@JessamynESPN the verizon commercial with jj watt and the stuck up woman is awful tooThis @Verizon commercial with JJ Watt is the worst...@JaredStanger yepGo Hawks! Go Huskies! Wait...fuck this!@MikePereira @bcondotta what was the "waving arms in the air calling a fair catch" movement then? Not a fair catch call? I'm confused@Softykjr I'm more concerned about the lack of turnoversso hi guys i wonder if i can play with you. it's totally ok if u don't want to play with me. i understand. but pls http://t.co/zNy8ctIs3R
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinSeahawks are going to lose today aren't they...
Wow Brett Rheeder killed it #joyrideonnbcWatching #joyrideonnbc downhill mountain biking at whistler. Pretty awesome stuff@Jill_Savage @InsideUSC he's got some demons@Jill_Savage @InsideUSC that's seriously why? Ughhh"Hey buddy could you sign this?" http://t.co/N4PRGH96PT
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@rodmarphoto those urinals made me afraid of public restrooms throughout Highschool.@wthrockmorton @ShareThis your link keeps creating popupsHuskies got beat on every aspect of that first half. Could have had two interceptions and two fumbles- just not going their way.@Softykjr good hit tooI think it's the "new money" syndrome meets "insecure syndrome"And trust me, I get it. I'm a Seahawk fan so I know what it's like to be the "douchebag" fan group. The ducks are like that too I think.@JoeVeyera maybe the other guy? Troy what's his face? How can Cyler and Jeff suck so bad??@Softykjr sighNice tackling HuskiesI hate the Oregon ducks more than anything....just the douchiest of all schools@GeoffBakerTIMES the girl in that commercial is kind of a bitch to the other guy that's just dancing...she's no looker either@davidjchie haha, that's good! ๐Ÿ˜Š@AshleyLolaRyan bizarre@thejackwang @A_Jude that final interception "confirmation" sure helped. No feet in bounds? Yikes. #Pac12Refs@Softykjr he clearly gained control once he was 4 feet out of bounds, and Millen liked the call, so it must be good...smh@BrandonTierney @ProspectInsider pac12 refsI'm at the mall. It's 2014, I'm 33 years old, single, and at the mall on a Saturday. Boy- I really didn't see that coming."The giant Parisian butt plug was deflated by vandals" a one hundred percent factual sentence in the year 2014
Retweeted by Jeffrey MaxinMust see: Joe Montana's son Nick spikes the football on 4th down. https://t.co/R94BstXtm1
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