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michael lazerow @lazerow NEW YORK CITY

Chief Strategy Officer, Salesforce. CEO/Founder: Buddy Media, http://t.co/c9Fv907ygc, U-Wire/Student Advantage, Lazerow Ventures.

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The problem with getting everything is you run out of reasons to keep trying, and human interaction becomes impossible due to imbalance.
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8/29
2015
And in a related story, the world plans to spend 50% more time with @buzzfeed next year.GroupM's @robnorman expects to spend 50% more w/ @BuzzFeed http://t.co/BE9rPKEtKt #lazventures http://t.co/qLlaD4OCUs
8/27
2015
"The result is a campaign ... that appears to be drawing even more rank-and-file support than Obama did in '08." http://t.co/Mo0DtbcG11Brilliant. https://t.co/TLXHYtOIJ2Pls use as needed, sick unicorns http://t.co/1fq8Eq4SxK http://t.co/bRYAmscjKc
8/25
2015
Quentin Tarantino has the best review of True Detective s2 and he didn’t even watch the show http://t.co/ar6pn1d9fL http://t.co/2GYDvDexxd
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8/24
2015
Check out the trailer for the best sneakerhead documentary ever made! #SNEAKERHEADZ starring & narrated by @DJSkee https://t.co/fKdS9S60Pp
Retweeted by michael lazerowIncredible picture of Trey Anastasio and his daughter, from last night, after the crowd sang happy birthday to her https://t.co/FqO3tJMMjL
Retweeted by michael lazerow"The fairytale is over, the 🌍 is sleepwalking towards climate catastrophe, maybe all that escapism will have to wait" http://t.co/yWSsHVEJoR
8/22
2015
You know it's going to be a fun weekend when @phish breaks this out ... Shabbat Shalom! https://t.co/DObuxQZ0Yj@jrichlive i have no empathy for you. If you're still in the dumps in 20 years, you'll feel my current pain and I'll be there for you.Washington @Redskins: @NFL's "most dysfunctional team" http://t.co/KHIppAgE76
8/21
2015
15 minutes until your life changes forever ... Can't wait to watch this. https://t.co/nonL4hB4K6Wow. This is amazing. Only @djskee could pull this off. Nice. https://t.co/L7Xv5ufdTFMy emoji skills aren't worth $400m thank you very much. https://t.co/6JIuda886wAlways a great conversation between these two legends ... https://t.co/6pEWZapCPZCongrats Salesforce team of customers, partners, & employees. Q2 was the best weve ever had. Look here: http://t.co/iMxZ35SMEh
Retweeted by michael lazerow49 minutes. https://t.co/voptVF8TYQ❤️that @nikesharora put his💰where his 👄is. Who👃if🚶is➡️. But👀for1️⃣wouldn't 🎲🎰against🚹. Only⌚️will tell. http://t.co/eyq9amwISHDismaland, Banksy's bemusement-park is wonderfully grim. http://t.co/BRIrX98Y1Y https://t.co/jiULjDtvze
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8/20
2015
How $50 billion Salesforce is turning into one of the most aggressive investors in tech http://t.co/BVkTzZlqQG via @bi_enterprise
Retweeted by michael lazerowCongratulations to @thetileapp on the Gen 2 Tiles Launch & Find Your Phone! http://t.co/5tL7n0MRXD #tiledit
8/19
2015
I love @BuzzFeed's open approach to partnerships and platforms. This company is ON FIRE!!!! #lazventures https://t.co/btwqwRTk9a
8/18
2015
Brilliant. @NatGeo investigation used fake GPS-embedded elephant tusks to follow the illegal ivory trade: http://t.co/e7CffX7Hzg
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8/17
2015
👏👏👏 @HamiltonMusical 👏👏👏@shoemakermike @HamiltonMusical we're really excited. Will call u after.Excited to see @HamiltonMusical tonite. Anyone seen it yet?@joeciarallo @jowyang I was just at In and Out and like it better. Just saying.She's already up and at 'em ... You go girl! #ladyliberty #hustle @ Statue of Liberty National Monument https://t.co/kWtjBhGr9m
8/12
2015
The Mann. August 11, 2015. 📷 by Patrick Jordan. http://t.co/FjqGqedt28
Retweeted by michael lazerow@tbquirk @fromedome I was next door w SuperFly ... An awesome event. So good. Be well.@tbquirk @fromedome The attached tweet was meant to be sent as a response to you! I'm new to this Twitter thing. http://t.co/4cASZ9lGgQI did not. But a boy can dream, right? Were you at outside lands? Flew in for it. A great event.@fromedome @tbquirk attended most of the Chicago shows while at NU. And I caught the reunion show at the knitting factory.Too Much Joy continues to be one of my Top 5 bands ever ... amazing explosion of fun every time I listen. https://t.co/g7yOEy6kqaHillary Clinton and Jeb Bush in day-long Twitter fight http://t.co/fgNWwjD4My via @mashable
Retweeted by michael lazerowI have an enemy at the moment so insanely wasting his time he has attorneys compiling my tweets about Goldman Sachs. Making my book easier.
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8/11
2015
Congrats. I thought you were already @salesforce's #1 evangelist! Welcome home! 👏👏👏✌️✌️✌️ https://t.co/ajdH63t359
8/10
2015
Tune in to this NOW!!!! Fucking amazing. Amazing. https://t.co/40bNJGHx6qI have found the long lost 4th member of the @odesza brass section ... @myleslazerow http://t.co/9GGG9bKBe0
8/9
2015
Trump trump trump and more trump http://t.co/SyU3OKaKC2 http://t.co/S0JVYaeWOwRan into a bunch of colorful characters at #OutsideLands last night. http://t.co/sYDKjNukfnI will wait. I will wait for you. #outsidelands #mumfordsons https://t.co/zFLZEaL9me
8/8
2015
This is killer tech. #lazventures https://t.co/1JKf3D7kPW
7/30
2015
Thank you @CindygRobbins @LeylaSeka for your leadership! Amazing vision for gender equality. http://t.co/GKhzbuSCrJ http://t.co/OwCzQEujUM
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7/25
2015
"PIXELS made my soul cry. I hate all things now. Nothing will ever be good again." https://t.co/HHryU7N9MC
7/24
2015
And thx @MediaREDEF for finding it. 💰💰💰This is brilliant storytelling. It reaffirms my unyielding belief in humanity. And writers. In 140 characters. https://t.co/IYGWgqPTHf
7/23
2015
Wow! #lazventures company @JSwipe makes @FallonTonight w/ @jimmyfallon last night! http://t.co/Wdo3LKFS3s
7/21
2015
Ex Machina!!! 👍👍👍Hey New Yorkers! @ElleKingMusic playing tonite at @bowerypresents. She's the best. http://t.co/8PjtraRWnS http://t.co/HLa2QsK7mv
7/20
2015
Much needed three points for both @NewYorkRedBulls and @NYRBII. Furthermore congrats to @Speedy_CcC for his debut and great performance!!
Retweeted by michael lazerow@howardlindzon @kasslazerow @oslodad2 @WagWalking same breed!
7/18
2015
Well said. And well designed. https://t.co/hPcVNnnXGZAnd add a picture of a scantily clad lady or soccer star. 👍 https://t.co/oZht7Jyj0VWhy your office should look more like the local pub: http://t.co/I70bZeUunL
Retweeted by michael lazerowToday's news formula: 1) State an opinion 2) Find data from esoteric study to support it 3) Quote like-minded talking head to bring it homeCongrats to @SoftBankVC on a great run! This strategy makes sense and I wouldn't bet against @nikesharora. https://t.co/NZ5ZL4LtBu
7/16
2015
Wow. I did not expect that. At all. #mindblownAlways a pleasure to run into you regardless of the city. Hope you had a nice night. https://t.co/0N0feAecbVI had no idea that so many of my friends and colleagues were experts on global nuclear diplomacy.Iran deal relies hugely on the IAEA. My story on who runs it, what it does, and what critics worry about http://t.co/igswfAcJKh
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7/14
2015
Reminds me of @cdixon's 2012 post on maximizing capacity utilization as startup premise http://t.co/6YkyibHP7k https://t.co/YG1FjKoiFyHere's the math behind why it makes sense to take the initiative in life (jobs, dating, etc) http://t.co/cssfRIEEmT
7/13
2015
"7 Days in Hell" is the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Tennis has never been more disturbing. http://t.co/QtGeQmlEFz
Retweeted by michael lazerowWhat if I told you... that '7 Days in Hell' is a flawless '30 for 30' parody? http://t.co/Y2ShdVj3CC
Retweeted by michael lazerow"7 Days in Hell" has forever changed my relationship with @Wimbledon ... officially changed to "It's complicated" http://t.co/pA22DiX9XP
7/12
2015
Andy Samberg's "7 Days in Hell" is the best/worst. Specially if you love tennis. And dick jokes. And actual dicks.FYI ... May not want to watch it with your 13 year old. It's nuts. Everywhere. https://t.co/TG1CsR0y8H
7/11
2015
Well said. Love. https://t.co/704XSQcQFq
7/10
2015
The future of flying: RAMPANT BUTT TOUCHING! http://t.co/PrR70mgo7K@Benioff re: @Dreamforce almost sold out; @foofighters are back! http://t.co/xVDeIUPtZx >That was fast! #RoadToDF15 #DF15 @lazerow @jtaschek
Retweeted by michael lazerow.@NewsWhip: "In June,@Mashable was only top 5 May publisher to grow their total considerably." http://t.co/AZwvtuPcVC http://t.co/QF7LBtcTze
Retweeted by michael lazerow@shallowabyss no worries! May none of your wife's dreams (from last night) come true! @Violetsouffle@Violetsouffle @shallowabyss Good luck welcoming the new little one into your lives! Be well.Thanks to everyone for participating in our #SalesforceChat today! Stay tuned, we'll announce the winner of the Apple Watch tomorrow.
Retweeted by michael lazerow@Violetsouffle @shallowabyss SLACKER!Don’t be silly. I love doing it and @salesforce provides the freedom to experiment! May the Salesforce be with you! https://t.co/gwA4H22QNQ@gregg_johnson what’s your rx?Going to wrap up this #SalesforceChat! Thank you to everyone for participating. We really appreciate it! THANK YOU!Thx! We believe it’s our obligation to share our vision for the future. https://t.co/zx3435Mp78And as the GREAT Arthur Ashe said, "Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more impt than the outcome.” #SalesforceChatA7 Deliver products that create real value AND a vision for the future to create long-lasting customer relationships. #SalesforceChatA7 You hear our vision. #salesforceChatA7 When you come to a Salesforce event, you don’t sit through a series of presentations of what we have to offer. #salesforceChatIs this a real thing? https://t.co/xkDUwOJIFsLast one! Q7: How important it is to have a marketing “vision”? How do you go about developing a vision or strategy? #SalesforceChat.@lazerow In-person educational workshops have been successful. Educating is strong positioning. Trust building & personal. #salesforcechat
Retweeted by michael lazerowA4: more and more disappointed in organic reach via Facebook. Used to be at the top for B2C now it's at the bottom #SalesforceChat @lazerow
Retweeted by michael lazerowA6 I should have periscoped this chat but that would have forced me to get dressed for the day. #SalesforceChat http://t.co/aGne5mKsWe@lazerow we are encouraging bloggers to post more fun content, with a business edge — hoping the audience appreciates it #salesforcechat
Retweeted by michael lazerowHearing that a ton of marketers are using @periscopeco for events. #SalesforceChat@lazerow @serenawilliams #SalesforceChat What an ace. I knew it all along. :) https://t.co/rosfNiQKLV
Retweeted by michael lazerowQ6: What new things have you tried recently? Were they successful? #SalesforceChatHow many marketers know @xRpMx13? If not, get to know him. He represents the future of marketing. #SalesforceChat@lazerow just sitting here soaking it all up 😉 appreciate the tweets
Retweeted by michael lazerowA4 We sometimes use Twitter for #SalesforceChats!And a big congrats to @serenawilliams for advancing to the finals at Wimbledon today! http://t.co/ptWwOFvYO9 #SalesforceChat@lazerow @salesforce Twitter is most effctve for Custmer Intrction/engemnt. many SM Suite effective in managing interactions #salesforcechat
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7/9
2015
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