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Chad Johnson @ochocinco Liberty City

Famous for grammatical corrections, football, fashion, FIFA/A. Warfare. Solving world problems with love for all women. Employed by @CBSSports & @MTLAlouettes

6,110 Following   3,588,179 Followers   86,632 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/16/09

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Guess everybody is busy, cool...Anybody in Miami want to hang out? I'm going to David's Cafe to smoke a cigar & enjoy a cafe con leche since my daughter ditched me...My squad is depleting right before my eyes as they get older, no father should have to endure this, I stayed up 3 hours past my bedtime.7 hours at this dance & she rather stay at a slumber party w/ her friends, where have I gone wrong as the cool dad... 😑Showed the principal Mayweather's Instagram but told her it was me...I danced w/ the principal, don't think she's into black guys though...It's 11 o'clock, all it takes is for one parent to leave with their child & I'm sure none of us want to be the first, I'm falling asleep πŸ˜₯It's been 6 hours & it's past my bedtime, when do these school dances normally end?They're playing house music now & my pants are too tight to engage in the fist pump jumping routine w/ these kids... πŸ˜”Trying to dance with baby but she's acting shy πŸ˜’ https://t.co/d81R6JN9xaThey're playing Carrie Underwood right now, I'm waiting patiently for the DJ to turn up & give me something so I can dance w/ my daughter.The kids are sitting separate from the parents, tuition money well spent because the presentation at this event for the kids is dope...They haven't opened the doors yet and I'm ready to dance, I'm taking on all fathers out here...Baby ChadΓ¨ & I getting ready to kill the dance floor, well at least I am... http://t.co/kYXBBSas2hJamming Michael BublΓ¨'s 66 song collection album & I know my daughter is going to complain about the music soon as she gets in the car.πŸ”ͺ http://t.co/uWgbw1TdD0Simple Statement... 🚢🏿 http://t.co/A9DxnQgVqCHave to get a dance with the principal...Getting ready to go to my daughters "Father & Daughter" dance at her school, this should be fun...Walking through Overtown trying to find today's Miami Herald so I can eat breakfast and read. https://t.co/sB0OjCCq8E
4/18
2015
Goodnight...I love you awesome people, be safe tonight & get an honorary stroke or 2 in for the kid if you happen to be blessed w/ horizontal activity.I want to fight Taz for his angels...I want to know what it's like to order bottles in the club & watch the waitresses walk them out w/ street flares attached atop...Anyone going to the club tonight? Can you FaceTime while you're in there so I can feel cool & shit...Not sure why they haven't freed the Orcas in captivity yet, business has plummeted severely & will continue to do so...Going shopping Sunday before new infantry arrives next month, my squads morale is at an all time high w/ excitement...Daughter asked me for an Apple Watch like the time isn't already on her phone..."" Having cigars & coffee with my little brother @ochocinco . ""
Retweeted by Chad JohnsonDaddy & daughter dance tomorrow, if my daughter & I aren't the best dressed we will be the best dancers...Eating fast food after an intense workoutβ€”in the right amountsβ€”can aid an athlete's recovery just as well as expensive sports supplements.
Retweeted by Chad JohnsonMcDonald's is awesome...@Steve_Gingras Steve, your job is to love me the same way I love you, everything else will take care of itself...TOMS need new colors for the summer...Jena Frumes said she loves me & I didn't alter her tweet, #LoveMovement is going swell...I love you too Ms. Frumes & everything you stand for. πŸ’― RT @jenafrumes: @ochocinco love youπŸ’™@rihanna I love you, more so your feet but since they're attached to you I love your whole being...It's a beautiful day today, @ someone & tell them you love them...You ever try & mimic an entire Wesley Pipes scene word for word w/ a chick & forget your lines?The Cleveland Browns new all orange uni is πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯If I played goalie ---> http://t.co/CcnpPLX0HlI'm the best FIFA15 player in the states... RT @mrgianfutbolusa: @ochocinco you still playing FIFA??πŸ“ RT @NigerianLve: Chad Ochocinco is the perfect man for me tbhπŸ‘€ RT @JohnGeiger_: πŸ”₯ http://t.co/2D8e9c457UDon't call, tweet them it's easier... RT @Barbie_Bates_: Tryna order take out frm IHOP but them fuckers ain't answering the phone 😑😑😑Wearing a pair of dope Vans today...Why do we see other people's problems so clear & always have a resolution but can't fix our own?Starbucks, I'm known as an extreme conversationalist & great listener. RT @tlowepr: Me & @ochocinco hats should go on a dateπŸ‘€ RT @Barbie_Bates_: Thinking about @ochocincoHave sex or masturbate before you tweet, there's no reason to be angry this early...I love my hat, I love you too, any further insults will be countered w/ LOVE. RT @Ny19Jets: @ochocinco Your hat is atrocious.Listening to Action Bronson song "Terry" & it's reminiscent of Ghostface in a sense...I love you amazing opinionated individuals...The norm is absolutely boring...
4/17
2015
Our Bahama Breeze in Miami is better than yours!!! https://t.co/z9VdA6NvoxHow are we doing on this good Thursday?🎾 http://t.co/kKQa2piwqWLove people like Kanye loves himself.
Retweeted by Chad JohnsonInvite your significant other to your place of work & have sex in the car on your lunch break...I LOVE YOU human beings...Good morning, studies show loving the person you work for (your boss) in turn makes your job easier...
4/16
2015
Anna Wintour's portrayal in "The Devil Wears Prada" was harsh, you think there are people in powerful positions really like that?You ever drop your kids off at school & the teacher gives you eye contact longer than 3 seconds without blinking...What if all disputes were settled like the movie GREASE...Another shooting in Miami Gardens... πŸ˜”Cheat? If you can't claim it on your taxes it's not yours, just your turn. RT @BadmanRey: guys: if your girlfriend cheats on you with a girlSitting at Starbucks feeding a pigeon bread crumbs, how's your morning going?
4/15
2015
Love is cool, too bad it doesn't pay the bills...They won't even let me in Tipico anymore...I'm going to the club Batting Cage this Friday to battle all the Dominicans & show them who the king of Bachata is in Miami...@ochocinco #evidence haha http://t.co/3LVbi5kRYM
Retweeted by Chad JohnsonI've beaten the entire Latin community in Miami in FIFA15... RT @BrittanyMArnold: @ochocinco soooooo did you win FIFA??Anything exciting happen to you on this Tuesday?Thanks to @beinsportsusa for the visit , thanks @ochocinco and @brittanymarnold. #beinsports… https://t.co/uG8KS49fHF
Retweeted by Chad JohnsonHad a great day shooting with @ochocinco stay tuned for the exclusive coming on @beINSPORTSUSA http://t.co/zfQ9WeF7Df
Retweeted by Chad JohnsonSo sweet... RT @Barbie_Bates_: Forgive me lord for if I complain too much, I'm forever GRATEFUL and THANKFUL for @ochocinco πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎStudies show it's emotionally beneficial to love strangers throughout the day...I'm not as ugly as I'd thought I'd be today...RT @MafiosoRo: There's the "mooching" broke and there's the "I'm saving every dime" broke.Anyone in a new relationship & upset that their ex was better in bed? Don't RT this just blink...Who cares what Rihanna does in her free time, her feet & music is all that matters, did I mention her feet?Anyone play Mortal Kombat X yet?Real Madrid plays today...Got to pick a struggle...It's hot again & I'm ugly, bad combination...@joehaden23 Happy Birthday boss...
4/14
2015
Same reason you add seasoning when cooking, it adds flavor... RT @RiosLarry: @ochocinco why the fuck you gotta curse?Hello, I said I love you fuckers...I want Bahama Breeze for dinner...I forgot to tweet that @ochocinco really a good dude. Heard about some good things he did off twitter.. Shit is fire as hell
Retweeted by Chad JohnsonI love you fuckers...It's hot outside & sunblock prices have increased significantly at Walgreens...RT @smartcarusa: Care to share any of your perfect smart pics? h/t @betobeans #smartcar http://t.co/o0q0X3qF2b http://t.co/G8PlLINS1L
4/13
2015
Thinking of the money you've invested w/ no equity in return = tears RT @NikoWavy: Fellas, y'all ever cry over a female?Dude painting a mural of my ex @iesha_mariee in Wynwood, we dated for 3 days in 1999... http://t.co/eXr8k1UnMJI'd give anything to be able to play like that... 🎸Unbelievable!!!!!! http://t.co/tviSBnUOR2Where's the positive reinforcement as a parent... πŸ˜”My grandma just called me ugly again...Wonder if they'll let me in LIV this early just so I can say I've been...
4/12
2015
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