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Fixer of things. Maker of stuff. Photo/graphic whizz. Mac admin. Employed but employable.

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Except it isn't, what with today being the 31st, n'all. http://t.co/G7tWdOGiKq
7/31
2015
BBC: "we're now going to talk to someone who knew Cecil well..." Like this guy went to the pub with Cecil the lion.
7/30
2015
What does an apple fan do when they appreciate Material Design? That's right. Leave the flock and buy a Motorola.
7/29
2015
Don't you love it when a product is launched at $X, then here they just replace the $ with a £ and hope we won't notice were being rinsed?Damn you django. I have done all you have asked of me, and you still refuse to work! Right. I'm going back to the command line.New #MotoG arrives. MotoMaker instantly crashes. I guess I'll have to wait. Shame.
7/28
2015
The news is going on about some Lord taking cocaine with prostitutes. How do you take cocaine with a prostitute?
7/27
2015
Social event. Urgh.
7/26
2015
Yeah, or get a nokia 3210 off eBay. Five tips for streamlining your phone's functionality http://t.co/T6mU30isR9 http://t.co/g4nDJEqVRL"You have reached the limit of free content for today" What, ONE PAGE? Thanks @ArchReview you're so generous.Don't know what they're cooking up in the canteen kitchen today, but it smells like acidic vomit and cat shit. Another #caterlink gem.It's another glorious summers day in the west.... http://t.co/F55P8WOvFh
7/24
2015
That first back at work after two weeks off feeling: 😴@NatWest_Help triangle Bristol, but they couldn't help me anyway.@NatWest_Help don't worry, using my whole lunch break to cue to see the single cashier at your city centre branch.For my convenience, @NatWest_Help have locked me out of my online account and stopped my debit card, because... ffs!
7/22
2015
When I see people using a keyboard with a tablet, I think, why didn't you buy a laptop?I'm not really into the whole SUV thing, but the new XC90 looks like something I'd be interested in, if I had £40k. http://t.co/tYYV1wB9sV
7/20
2015
I think ITV4 only owns the right to show four different episodes of The Professionals.
7/19
2015
Just got a text suggesting I enter a competition to win an Apple Watch. Still not interested, even for free.Hopefully this will mean the end of Windows phone and Nokia can make beautifully crafted android devices. http://t.co/5qJirnktz1
7/18
2015
Man alive. Chrome + iOS9 + iPad mini.... Just dreadful
7/16
2015
“@verge: New Fear the Walking Dead trailer shows a world falling apart http://t.co/eVeZsF1tEF http://t.co/tzfQ4ph65pEveryone has a folder like this. http://t.co/s7oD9XeYHZ
7/10
2015
Or for 50p more get much more with @ThreeUK . You're welcome. https://t.co/kVGsk4PMMK
7/8
2015
People that act surprised and caught short when asked to pay for their shopping really fuck me off. What did you think was going to happen?My Packer is crashing because I have a malformed template.json Yeah.
7/7
2015
It's Monday! I wonder what my micromanager is going to watch me do today?
7/6
2015
Should I get a Moto G or stick it out with the iP4S?Boredom is the result of being efficient t at getting all the things I wanted to do today, done.I wish apple would provide a way of managing an iDevice without iTunes. Every new version becomes more bloated and hatefully unmanageable.
7/4
2015
"Have you tried Apple Music?" No, I have my own music. "But they've got radio!" I've had radio for 37 years. The world's had it for 90.@CaseyNeistat as excuses go, because fire is a good one.Saying that I really don't want to be laid off.The levels of paranoia round here are at epic proportions. If you get laid off, you get laid off, it's not personal, it's business.
7/3
2015
@NorthBristolNHS Southmead has lost a patient. No, really, they don't know where they are. Visiting hours: 30 mins left.Robot kills worker at Volkswagen plant in Germany http://t.co/4mOEsyOmTA
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianApple disabled Home Sharing in iOS 8.4, but I can now pay them a monthly fee to stream the music I've already bought to my own speakers. 👍
7/2
2015
I consider my imagination fed with the culinary master stroke of ham and coleslaw. Stale bread too. Very imaginative. http://t.co/xox7nFaR45
6/30
2015
Generally, to see if it's cheaper on amazon. https://t.co/16aGvZ5FMdWhy, in 2015, do we still have vending machines that don't vend, just leave your choice hanging in the void.
6/29
2015
It's not as fast as Clear, but @todoist is so much more powerful, and it actually syncs across devices, because it doesn't use iCloud. WIN!http://t.co/CHzFPtkoNL why? Because why not.
6/28
2015
Oh be quiet Kayne.... I'm waiting for Ben Howard at 11.I have reached a zen where all the apps in my dock are not made by apple. Chrome, @todoist, @SlackHQ, @OvercastFM, @FlipboardBuying this product will not make you a better designer. #skills_not_products. http://t.co/46urgUboP5
6/27
2015
Plus I'm really hungry.Event started 5 mins ago. "Celebrity" hasn't arrived yet.Last event of the year. An end of crap food, zlist c'lebs, stress and corporate tax write-off entertainment.
6/26
2015
It's easy. It's flexible. It's repetitive. It's boring. It's creatively dead. Poorly paid. Regressive management. Is time to go.
6/23
2015
If I hear my manager say "savage" or "annihilate" one more time... I swear, I'll probably just seethe quietly some more.
6/22
2015
Apple watch. Apple music. No, not interested in any of it... Apple finally lost me.Peanut butter cornetto? Where do I get one?
6/18
2015
Now Sourceforge is closing down, where will I get all my infected, ad & malware riddled drivers from?Oh really? Care to back that up with science? https://t.co/ACyIeeA3X7Sweet! New @romanmars 99pi episode to play while I do the dishes when I get home.Has anyone ever made airdrop between a iDevice and OSX work, ever? I'd love to know your secret.
6/17
2015
I watched the last series of #TopGear out of loyalty only. The format was stale. Perhaps Chris Evans will revitalize it? #onlyatvshow@Gordon_Keenan threw an error, but continued to work for 18 months, little red light blinking.@Gordon_Keenan we had a switch in the office because there's never enough Ethernet ports. I opened the case and disconnected the fan.@Gordon_Keenan we recently replaced all the switches in one our switch rooms. The nice had gone from deafening to extremely annoying.@CaseyNeistat You're always busy doing something. How do you plan your day? Paper or software or is it just a internal clock?
6/16
2015
Just went through the 10 items or less lane with 14 items. Don't even care. #thuglife
6/14
2015
Sweet. Found a nice Pentel 120 .9mm. It's mine now bitches. Finders keepers, loosers weepers, etc.Yeah, it's not really a treehouse though, is it? Hoxton wankers... never seen a real treehouse. http://t.co/wYy7IPiBfN
6/12
2015
I think @typewolf is right, Infini is clearly the best font of this year, paid or not. Beautiful & useful. Here: http://t.co/0LnXTaag5J
6/11
2015
I bet it smells good, but how stained will all that untreated wood be in 6 months? https://t.co/DXlgz6fbm7"It's company policy not to issue refunds, sorry about that". I beg your fucking pardon @SportsDirectUK
6/9
2015
@Rovio and still crashes on launch. All updated on iPadAir (1) and ios 8.3 doesn't allow file access to backup and reinstall. Fixes?
6/7
2015
If you start playing Stairway, you play all of Stairway. To cut it off is against all music law, bitches #bbc6music
6/1
2015
“@grahamgilbert: Going to bed at 9:45 on a Friday night. Because I'm hardcore like that.” Crazy bastard.
5/29
2015
You'd think with all the news he's getting, people would think that Johnny Ive is the only designer that ever got a new job.
5/27
2015
Dicks who don't look have a habit of walking backwards into parked cars. My car, while I was sat in it. Oh how I laughed.Didn't Asus do this years ago? Proof that there is no new ideas, just Samsung rehashing other people's work. https://t.co/w6I39DfTI4So true. http://t.co/16uO7Uujqc
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5/26
2015
Love this refreshing rebrand for @PGtips by @jkrGlobal http://t.co/FuVEG0VAd7 http://t.co/YqXt8FnCLQ
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianStart the printers! Let the madness begin!
5/22
2015
Try saying that to someone who has rent and bills, stuck in a job they hate but cannot afford to leave. Ahem.'Money shouldn't stand between you and creativity', easy to say if you're 20, living at home and have no responsiblities.
5/19
2015
The new ANPR parking arrangements at @NorthBristolNHS is an utter joke. How is queuing out the door for 10 mins better than buying a ticket?
5/18
2015
They're taking the joy out of my day.All email is now being monitored by HR for 'inappropriate content', which means I can't email people and kick off with "Morning shithead"."Where 'good-enough' is good-enough" New corporate slogan.
5/15
2015
i5 quad core. 12GB RAM. InDesign still takes over a minuet to launch.But in other news, I'm going to try out my sweet DIY iPad dash mount to make time lap films of the horrendous traffic.Too many things to do today. Whatever happened to Do One Thing Well? In this place you have to do everything, or nothing gets done.Good lad. “@wilw: Introduced my son, Nolan, to Knight Rider tonight. He was skeptical, but because he was raised right, he loved it.”
5/13
2015
Take your minge and move! #GoggleboxFriday exasperation. I have no words. I need a holiday.Greens polled 1.1 million votes & gained 1 seat. SNP polled 1.45 million & gained 56 seats. Isn't our electoral system wonderful? #GE2015
Retweeted by Grumpy TechnicianYou have a big complex print job, and you bring it to me at 4.15 on a Friday. Are you tired of living or something?Being bored is just your unwillingness to get off your arse and do something.
5/8
2015
Read: "work for peanuts, we'll steal your ideas, then let you go"."Six month trial, then we'll decide if you've got a job" in essence is what I'm seeing a lot of in the jobs pages.Those eBay sellers that list themselves as in the UK, then you find your thing is coming from Hong Kong, with a much longer lead time. Great
5/7
2015
GRIM FANDANGO PORTED TO IOS! My iOS device is not supported. fuckit.
5/6
2015
And another revolutionary idea. If you have someone on customer service, make sure they speak English, please? #big_ideasA note for Rosie at Bristol Morrisons: shit or get off the pot. #customerservice
5/4
2015
I've had three near accidents today. The common theme between them all? BMW drivers. They're all cocks. #bmw #cocksUltron Update: Meh. It was OK. Not as good as the first. Felt rushed for a 2h20 film. Frankly bored of the MCU. And Ant-man looks just awful
5/2
2015
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