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Terry Melonson™ @TerryMelonson Arizona/Orange County CA

Fetish Pr0nmaster. Fart Fantasy, Lesbian Ass Worship, Fart Dom, Kelsey Obsession and My Dirty Girls.

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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3/6
2015
You can’t win any further than to EAT your opponent …If I was a hollywood villain, I would be Hannibal Lecter ;)
3/4
2015
you catch more bees by not being a cunt
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3/2
2015
@KelseyObsession has perfectly fitting stretch pants on today. :) http://t.co/LJSF3guR7L
3/1
2015
Dr @KelseyObsession will discuss exploring the world of fantasy (http://t.co/wfYYhf7eH7) live at 11am PST at #AEVC.
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2/28
2015
-> Club33 http://t.co/g0ptIcfzJd “@madelynxmonroe: Where do they serve alcohol in disneyland?”
2/27
2015
Terminator 2 rn
2/23
2015
New furniture for shooting accomplished. :)
2/19
2015
I'm going to have a dick in my butt soon.
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2/17
2015
@thebonnierotten If you have a new house the kitty will come out when it’s ready. Just let it explore and it’ll be fine. :)
2/9
2015
I would care if jimmy corned crack.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™"@Ruby_Knox: it's funny cuz it's true :) http://t.co/KJZvmkWxPn" thats me!
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2/6
2015
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2/2
2015
Huge victory for @EvilAngelVideo and the industry: http://t.co/5hbT0RaJEC
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1/29
2015
I love porn girls. I get older… They stay the same age.Did you know... http://t.co/8NrKMmAkz8
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1/27
2015
I gave @TerryMelonson a blow job in the car on the freeway today.
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1/24
2015
Trick BrownHAHAHA @chrisbrown is a hooker guy. ;)@RealRonJeremy http://t.co/vVCoqX6NKK
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1/15
2015
BRAND NEW version of http://t.co/R2HpRhWnmf just went live! Now fully mobile and tablet responsive. #Lesbian #AssLicking #TeamEatAss
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™JUST took a new version of http://t.co/gG4fco7f6a live. Now fully responsive design tuned for mobile and tablets. ;D
1/14
2015
Scummy @Marriott is trying to pay to block all WiFi hotspots in their hotels. Don’t book a #Marriott hotel room! http://t.co/snAjlEsKxr
1/4
2015
Repeating the same line over and over is not the same as rap.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Just did @KelseyObsession’s butthole completely dry, no lube. It was amazingly intense. She loved it. :)
1/3
2015
“@Cheyenne_Jewel: "@OhioProbz: AT LEAST WE'RE NUMBER 1 AT SOMETHING http://t.co/XGrAJ0qBhq" whoa, glad I moved😐” Notice no CA? ;)😏😏😏 http://t.co/J47OkHns5z
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1/2
2015
Funniest strain name in Denver “FUCali”Don't let Second Hand Stink ruin the mood. Use Poo~Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray. http://t.co/fLwuX7kDzW https://t.co/rNcvHTuD4Z
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Favorite sign in Denver: “Recreational Meds”.We LIVED! We made it through an amazingly grueling like 10 hours of driving through icy, snowy roads in a Prius.
1/1
2014
LMAO http://t.co/v8tF74nCok
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12/22
2014
OMG #KingCartoon!Watching @peeweeherman’s playhouse on netflix. #Awesome
12/21
2014
@KelseyObsession @TerryMelonson This evening's entertainment for me! Thank you guys!! http://t.co/p7xs8BhVRo
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12/20
2014
Meet the new CEO of @SonyPictures #Leykis http://t.co/eH2KcbNF5I http://t.co/By0GyeWdkV http://t.co/snpCmLhCIi http://t.co/F3S3Gw9OnH
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12/18
2014
Denver in a week! The city of trees awaits us for the best xmas ever :D
12/17
2014
I’m just waiting for the 00’s to come back so I can bust out my jnco’s again. :D
12/8
2014
Favorite line in Dumb n Dumber To: “Are you sure P-Stain is dead? His obituary said he was survived by his parents.” - said to his parents
12/7
2014
MUTT CUTTS
12/6
2014
Amanda Hugnkiss.Stoked :) Got some major back end changes done on our websites. New front end skins on the way next. Going to be a good #2015Porn girls should get hip to the last name “Sinsemilla” -> “sine "without" (see sans ) + semen” http://t.co/CrDTwMn2yK
12/5
2014
@tomleykis It rubs the pudding on its skin or else it gets the hose again. http://t.co/9chfgxxMdq
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Vans shoes must be stoked that every shoe company is copying their signature style now days. If I wanted some Vans I would buy some. :\
12/2
2014
Got that #GTAV and it’s got me back. :)
11/30
2014
Oh my GAWD I don’t think I’ve ever seen something so satisfyingly hilarious as this clip right here. LOVE IT! https://t.co/fC6djWt36Q
11/29
2014
Terry is watching Riff Raff music videos and they're so ridiculous
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11/28
2014
#Toosoon ? http://t.co/xLuxTY0wbo
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11/25
2014
#NeverDryJoin me in writing your members of Congress to oppose Internet sales tax legislation in the lame duck http://t.co/76QZB0C7OB #NoNetTaxIf I join the fuzz does that mean I dodge the draft? #Dragnet1969
11/12
2014
@KelseyObsession - “Got an anaconda around my neck, girl I’m dabbin’ out”
11/11
2014
I just backed iBox Nano - Worlds Smallest, Least Expensive 3D Printer on @Kickstarter http://t.co/rutsX2b0Ot
11/10
2014
Netflix ... Where you spend more time choosing what to watch, than you do watching it.
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™@DougBenson how about getting a nug-cam so we can see what you are smoking before you smoke it? ;)
11/5
2014
I am at the tippy top of the 18-34 demographic. I guess next year things are about to change…?
11/4
2014
@adultswim when are you going to offer direct to customer subscriptions online like HBO is about to do? #ImIn
11/3
2014
I pity the foo! Sucka!#MrTThe A Team, where millions of rounds are fired and not a single person wounded. :)
11/2
2014
Umm… watchin’ “Hey Dude”…
10/29
2014
"@HorrorCon2013: Oh, the horror! http://t.co/kWz36II6fi"
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10/15
2014
If i was a rapper, I’d go by MC Donalds. #swag
10/13
2014
RETWEET to be entered to win a FREE #DabberBox from @Hi_Vape and me! Must follow both of us!! http://t.co/EWtXSFlo27
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Playing #Battlefield 4, if anyone else is on #PS4 - my name is fLIckstah.
10/9
2014
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10/7
2014
“@EmrgencyKittens: The most delicious burger ever! http://t.co/Ej2FkcVQbD” This kitty CAN has cheezburger!
10/6
2014
A dump in a urinal is pretty funny. #gross.
10/2
2014
Baby taken from parents because they admitted smoking #pot gets murdered by foster mother—http://t.co/DTIybdQQtT http://t.co/5f7JLMlbig
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10/1
2014
MONDAY!! http://t.co/EAA3XlpMY0
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9/29
2014
@madwhitehatter A few minor hiccups, but I’m new to linux and I did it. Follow this guide: https://t.co/lWpQBfpcMK
9/28
2014
Simple, beautiful & ad-free. Read the manifesto: http://t.co/ObBkaIJwB1
9/26
2014
#Porkypines
9/24
2014
RT if u ever ripped a gurl's t-pon outta her coochie w/ ur teef / Fav if u'd like to ;)
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™Just turned a C720 Chromebook into a Bodhi Linux machine. Huge improvement. :)Students/teachers, protest the removal of all mentions of civil disobedience from texts/classrooms for AP US history. http://t.co/sj6DQazxwy
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9/23
2014
Damn! @LesAssWorship @TerryMelonson this Savanna Ginger chick can lick some ASS! Love that big tongue! #asslicking http://t.co/riCOD6rqwh
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9/21
2014
@pornlaw is that bottle at walmart? They got tons of shit like that there.Everything in Jamaica is #NoProblem! Which is a little unnerving when climbing a waterfall or an ocean kaiak or paddle board. Just sayin’ ;)@KelseyObsession http://t.co/B6QmxHmvSR
9/18
2014
back form jamaica and man are my arms peeling, @KelseyObsession is having fun. #gross#RT Leo's !! http://t.co/I3p7sFF8i6
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9/16
2014
Almost done with Jamaica. Sitting waiting for flight to Orlando. Best vacation ever :D
9/15
2014
CONTEST TIME! RT this photo for your chance to win a CloudV bundle including the worlds first FULLY Ceramic Atomizer! http://t.co/0KyrydsujS
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9/3
2014
My 2014-2015 NFL FOOTBALL PREVIEW! http://t.co/uzY6GlahAF
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9/1
2014
About to go on @KinkLive come have fun with #datass http://t.co/ecNU1qfavy
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™No one can beat me at #OuijaBoard. #Champion.“When you want to arrive at your goal more than you want to be doing what you're doing, you become stressed.” ― Eckhart Tolle
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™The fart fetish is so diverse. We get requests for louder, softer, airier, bassier, ass spreading & no ass spreading, clothed & naked farts.
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8/21
2014
man…Had a lego catastrophe. New glass case broke, top level shattered, everything cascaded down. Full of completed sets. :\i don't care what your news outlets tell you. our people in ferguson are peaceful, articulate, righteously angry and justified.
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8/20
2014
I love this shit. https://t.co/tzMqyKJz9yTitty tues http://t.co/56A1fLggpD
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8/19
2014
Protesters outside of CNN’s headquarters upset a/b the smearing of Mike Brown. #Ferguson http://t.co/ezP5MkmI99http://t.co/nxzBDCjlGe
Retweeted by Terry Melonson™90 year-old Holocaust survivor Hedy Epstein was arrested in #Ferguson for speaking out against police brutality. http://t.co/hkhjRwvOPV
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8/18
2014
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