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Sean Cook @theSeanCook San Francisco

Featuring tweets with a slight southern twang. Mobile Platform PM @twitter. Lover of all things mobile. And golden retrievers. #WDE

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@delbius how oddActually, I prefer the term 'Broduct Manager'
7/29
2014
@truebe Malamute don't sound like no American to me. Sounds like a terrier-ist.@truebe WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?Remind me to tell you guys about the time I called a proctologist while trying to find a podiatrist.
7/28
2014
Your 4.9/5.0 is cute, but my Uber rating is 'undefined'."War Eagle!" - Frank Thomas from here in Cooperstown before his HOF induction tomorrow - http://t.co/NDJY8lBWKk
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7/27
2014
"We could barely find the place! Good champagne, quick service at the reception. Exits were too hard to find." - The Eagles on Trip Advisor
7/25
2014
@manuel @mdp one of them has a cow lick?
7/24
2014
@iano I'm flattered
7/23
2014
I miss the days when we all cared about soccer.
7/22
2014
00:01 https://t.co/E14odkqglQ@danielbrennan @sarahsosiak as an Amazon Prime member, I like to get my packages before my hangover wears off. Win-win.@adamvduke #slowmonday@isaach I heard that they wanted to go but the train was cash onlyHuey Lewis performed a solo set once but it didn't get much coverage because no one considered it News.
7/21
2014
@amishshah @Reeve @miradu 1) @reeve: that's what she said 2) @amishshah: that's what she saidFinish the drill.
7/17
2014
Launching Answers by Crashlytics. Finally, mobile app analytics you don’t need to analyze. http://t.co/3qAo4GAlTb http://t.co/zsbofkO5PB
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7/15
2014
We've already seen Angela's text messages to the players cc: @CIAThe Argentina coach looks like Red from That 70s Show.You guys should all follow my new favorite drinking buddy, @sal_castaneda.#proudson RT: @thejohncook: As a 55 yo American I can say I finally 'get it'. This is great. #espn #WorldCupFinalI've been awarded two golden boots. Take that, @jamesdrodriguez. http://t.co/a2l7a5OYpw
7/13
2014
@rallat thanks! setting up my TiVo
7/12
2014
Today's one of those days where I just want to drink all night and wake up in Hawaii.My 7th grade Trapper Keeper is no longer the @binder that I miss the most. http://t.co/PJefbxuo4H@technosailor I see what you did thereMobile product thugs. #hackweekselfie http://t.co/LnXT9eDU2yI would've rather seen Suarez go to Cleveland.
7/11
2014
"Focus on the O.K.ARRRRs!" - pirates at the start of each quarterPenalty kick all you want, I still can't identify Argentina or the Netherlands on a map.
7/9
2014
Watching a guy play slow jazz trumpet as the fog rolls in behind him. It feels like the closing credits of today's episode of San Francisco.Well, at least we know that all that FIFA money will get to the people who need it most.
7/8
2014
Happy birthday, Tom Cruise.
7/4
2014
Someone changed the Wikipedia entry for U.S. Secretary of Defense to 'Tim Howard' http://t.co/zuCg2Q3UoY via @forthewinYou can't mind your own business in a mosh pit.@isaach i'm taking orders now for my "I SURVIVED 15 TWITTER REORGS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY SHIRT" shirts. get 'em before it's 16.
7/2
2014
Living is easy with eyes closed.My first two sons will be named Tim and Howard. cc: @TimHowardGKToday's aerial coverage on ESPN is provided by Predator Drones.Quid pro quo as a Service.
7/1
2014
@theSeanCook case in point: note the grammar error. you're better than i am.What's the big deal? For the past 5 years I've been shaping my follower's Twitter feeds so they feel better about themselves.
6/30
2014
Onion, I <3 you. "Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality" http://t.co/d5sZSfr9Tc via @TheOnion
6/29
2014
TWO MEN* ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES * troupe of bad actors
6/28
2014
@r2r Congrats!@miradu Not enough words.
6/27
2014
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
6/26
2014
@mischa NNTST, bro@mischa thanksDifference between fútbol and football: If an NFL player bit opponents repeatedly he would eventually find himself without teeth. #suarez
6/24
2014
So NASCAR uses the same adjective you all do to describe me. http://t.co/ViHwIYFiIe
6/22
2014
Too many Sean Cooks in the kitchen.
6/20
2014
live picture of Neymar on the field http://t.co/yxOVDnSIRw
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6/17
2014
Tony Gwynn, 8-Time National League Batting Champion, Is Dead at 54 http://t.co/nPjfiMYqEf
6/16
2014
Marcelo doesn't rent, he owns.
6/12
2014
Clear eyes, full hearts, Cantor lose.
6/11
2014
I prefer a corporate organizational structure keyed on giving shout-outs to my peeps. I call it the hollacracy.
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6/5
2014
June 3, 1989, 5:30pm - Beijing resident begs waiting soldiers not to harm the students in Tiananmen Square http://t.co/DWiuOpSxuy
Retweeted by Sean CookThe last 5 years of my life summed up in light. http://t.co/Ug3vzsLCSo
6/3
2014
@robey found it: https://t.co/vaw2mjHUyd@tapbot_paul scalar or bustMoment of silence, please, as I remove the [ and ] from my keyboard.My iPhone just auto-sent an appointment to my therapist.THE OCHO@hemal buckle up, pal. shit just got real.Dr. Dre is testing out OS X Weed at the moment.First you stole our hearts, then you stole our minds, Craig.@mccv @sandofsky ATOM 4evaApple's all up in the search market now.Sorry, Alfred.I don't see color, Craig.OS X LEGALIZE IT AMIRITE?
6/2
2014
I like to spend time with my family on WWDC Eve. We watch "It's a Wonderful iLife", sing iPod commercial songs, and read iBooks to the kids.
6/1
2014
Charles Barkley on if HOF Oscar Schmidt was amateur: "That’s like somebody going to University of Alabama that says they play for free"
Retweeted by Sean Cook@sarahsosiak even Canadian scams are politeOh, @sandofsky, you beautiful genius.Let's be honest here: french presses *are* hard to use.Launching Beta by Crashlytics http://t.co/dvRhw8osNV via @crashlytics
5/29
2014
War Damn Eagle, Josh! RT @Athletics: The #Athletics are #walkoff winners tonight! @BringerOfRain20 shows you how: http://t.co/NzyA5xuAWLSomewhere, Macklemore is revising his lyrics to include Jimmy Iovine offering him a MacBook Pro in addition to the 7% splitthat's just my £0.012
5/28
2014
"I'm very sorry, Wilbur, but I feel like Orville is my Mr. Wright." - earliest known episode of in-air turbulence‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens http://t.co/5O0H2cszAl http://t.co/7fBzYnJTkq
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5/27
2014
“Boxed is a new way to discover on mobile” by @zawthet https://t.co/LWSr3h92mv
5/22
2014
Can't wait for next meeting with @theSeanCook "In the superior platform..." [iOS] "That's because it's Android" [re: something really bad]
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5/20
2014
@magicpixx yes, I'm a lot like JT@magicpixx JAY LOOK OUT!!!!I can't be the only one who now slowly peeks into the elevator and checks for Solange before entering, right?
5/19
2014
@miradu @tmobrien the whole shot looks very Seussian
5/18
2014
.@buckhouse for presidentI bet Egyptians would've loved YouTube for the cat videos.
5/15
2014
@sandofsky I would've preferred hearing you say this while dressed as a storm trooper. Thanks for all the great memories.I wonder if the lemming in the back of the crowd jumps because of those in front of him, or because he's just fed up with waiting in line.
5/14
2014
@Jim_Powell we've got room for more braves fans down here http://t.co/OQg042NvDx
5/13
2014
Are there any other @FootballAU players #NFLDraft eligible this year? Asking for a friend... #RamsDraft #WarEagle
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5/9
2014
@CameronNewton war eagle, cam!With the first pick comes my first official tweet #NFLDraft
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5/8
2014
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