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Sean Cook @theSeanCook San Francisco

Featuring tweets with a slight southern twang. @fabric Product Manager @twitter. Lover of all things mobile. And golden retrievers. #WDE

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A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP
Retweeted by Sean CookTook part in a San Francisco protest for llamas tonight. Really feel like we made a difference.
2/27
2015
Never underestimate the power of Warren and Nate when it comes to showing a room what's up #karaokeI'm convinced that @taylorswift13 reads my journal.
2/26
2015
It's hard not to take this personally http://t.co/bbSmltN1me
2/25
2015
Lies, damn lies, and Uber's "arriving now" times.@_Jordan I want Gotham Narrow in the streets but Helvetica Neue in the bed, as the kids say
2/24
2015
@isaach did you sleep with the windows open?
2/23
2015
"FROM DOWNTOWN..." - a basketball announcer, when asked for directions@mdp <mumble>
2/20
2015
Currently playing the annual San Francisco game I like to call "Gun shots or Chinese New Year?"@endform politicians do the same@flyosity congrats! can't wait to see it@sandofsky and under the helmet is the little Sia@mccv @truebe I'm in. We can have a hit show on NBC called Commune-ity.
2/19
2015
@magicpixx when you become fully self-aware, please remember: we'll make great petsStetho: A new debugging platform for Android https://t.co/WhyDYE9H2F
2/18
2015
@mdb right now http://t.co/aOLPDjdLoB@zawthet remember, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. except for tweets. that shit'll come back with you.@zawthet safety first. https://t.co/E8PxcVNPyX@zawthet same protocol applies at an orgy, yeah?
2/12
2015
I liked the movie Chappie better when it was called Short Circuit.Yes, white dude in a Ferrari rocking out to Rage Against the Machine as you drive through SOMA, you *are* self-aware.This blurb from Twitter new hire circa 2009 was one of the best things about Twitter. (h/t @joshelman). http://t.co/QZ6WPqlTsc
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2/11
2015
Brian Williams has accepted an advisory role with NBC News.@hemal I've been endorsed many times on LinkedIn by ex-gfs for "commitmentphobe"
2/10
2015
Realization: Just like our brains, most of us only use 10% of our smartphone's potential.
2/5
2015
This golden retriever GIF is a straight up daymaker. (via @rynprry) http://t.co/xrUICYm6z7
Retweeted by Sean CookHappy Groundhog Day, everybody!
2/3
2015
"'I knock,' Walt said. That was all." - Hemingway http://t.co/b7kpazCSCn@bhaggs and that, good sir, is (yet another reason) why i love you@bhaggs how many were just "+1"?
2/2
2015
@messl that's German for North Berkeley, ya?@lukester that's what they told me about my hammer pants@messl there's weed in the boxes@mdp I bet they wear multiple pagers tooSo... we all agree that any video rental place still in existence is just a front for illegal activity, yeah?@isaach @jmhodges obligatory twitter the movie https://t.co/ub6NarAyx4
1/29
2015
@harmophone i know what you mean. i think it's more about connecting people with similar interests, public or private, via app or feature"The most popular apps that sustain themselves day after day, month after month...are messengers" http://t.co/0bOV91BoGW
1/28
2015
BREAKING: Puppy Bowl XI tainted by its own #deflategate http://t.co/6l2IJbVupk
1/27
2015
Eat, drink, and be merry because tomorrow we die.This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the floodKing Ralph 2: Saudi Arabia
1/24
2015
Should someone rotate Boehner?MORE PEOPLE GRADUATING FROM COLLEGE IN EVERYTHING BUT ENGINEERING AND COMPUTER SCIENCE
Retweeted by Sean CookIs any one else really worried about Ben? Where is he?@JimLittlefield oh it's coming. iWatch Plus 1099@Javi USA USA USA (made in China) USA!...AND THIS YEAR, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE GET THE iWATCH!911. Drink.Q: Do you know the Pantone color for John Boehner's skin color? A: #g00feeShoutout to all the people turning into Fox News tonight in anticipation of the State of the Confederacy.@mccv i can still remember "that guy" from 2011 when we all started wondering why they existBetter to remain silent and be thought a fool than to send an email to a company-wide distribution list and remove all doubt.
1/20
2015
@origiful I'm convinced I'll say the same about SF one day
1/17
2015
@episod the Samsung to my Apple@episod Milli Vannili if Milli was Vanilli@episod tweetin' blanks@episod what can i say, i'm all tweeted out@episod see also: https://t.co/PHPFZFmvLR and https://t.co/sJNUsFwQVzSidewalks and street corners apparently celebrate Christmas three weeks after the rest of us.
1/15
2015
Reminiscing on life and 12 years of combined Twitter experience. Always excellent #seanversation with my man @Sean. http://t.co/ALUNuyePV1@dinhvh i absolutely agree.
1/13
2015
@SirStarry good game
1/1
2014
Only 365 more shopping days until Christmas.
12/25
2014
For fun tonight I parked my rental car in a neighbor's driveway with a big red bow on top.
12/24
2014
Shake 'n bake.
12/13
2014
BOOM! Welcome back @CoachWMuschamp to the Auburn Family! #WarEagle
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12/12
2014
There's a science to walking through windows.Newton: "Im looking at this truck like, someone has to be dead....Someone must have me in his fantasy league"
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12/11
2014
Cam Newton placed on a stretcher. Hope he and everyone involved is doing ok http://t.co/yT20LAqGp0
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12/9
2014
A radio scan from December 8th, 1980. http://t.co/p6t5R8e1ra
12/8
2014
@omid I will sacrifice a plate of bacon in your honor, sir. Best of luck out there.
12/3
2014
@sippey @bhaggs @sandofsky visit Baltimore first, or you'll never go. Like Louisiana and True Detective or San Francisco and Mrs Doubtfire@WarBlogle "...one of their most Georgia performances ever." I like to think of them as classic Richtian performances.
11/14
2014
Mitch McConnell #RejectedMuppets @midnight
11/11
2014
Alabama Boosters Under Fire After Paying For Nick Saban’s Sex Change http://t.co/j65kJEbvuv http://t.co/P3VIgQozbo
Retweeted by Sean Cook@tolar not yet :/
11/7
2014
Your org structure is reflected in the systems you develop. Inefficiencies in the former are realized in the latter. http://t.co/XRpDq6Gb4f
11/6
2014
@rallat well, paying tons of taxes and not having a say is one of the most american thing you can do@rallat convicted felon?
11/4
2014
BEAM-A-ZING. Not sure what it means but it feels important. http://t.co/HuOLcQs7bX@AymanFMustafa thank you@keltonlynn @kevinthau @jjlauer @KristinK @miradu @mrcs @Casedavis START 40404@deefer @ducker …and run out of some family establishments@auroberjo thanks, bud!Fact: @ducker sat next to me in a meeting once. I put it on my resume. #twitterflightMe and @jstpierre's promo video is out for our new R&B group, "P.M. Dawn" http://t.co/QpTQEqVXms@kdwalker I ghost write for timbalandJust composed a poem! #cannonballapp #adventure http://t.co/x3qMNPZXqM.@dickc really went all out for my birthday today. http://t.co/ex3NK7EWMP@keltonlynn yup. Glad to have you up along the ride.@episod :) I added an oauth joke just for you@episod so glad you're here
10/22
2014
I packed my bags tonight, pre-@Flight. Zero hour, nine a.m. And I'm gonna be rehearsed As a pro by then.
10/21
2014
Hearing The City erupt with cheers never gets old.
10/16
2014
When life gets too overwhelming, I stop, take a deep breath, and remind myself that we're finally getting a proper Dumb and Dumber sequel."storyboards are incompatible with truth and beauty." :) https://t.co/fDRSSZnfMc
10/15
2014
@WarBlogle we've done it before, we'll do it again
10/11
2014
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